It's the Tuesday night thread.
Sit down, relax, and type away...


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:04, 125 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nobody's here
by the looks of it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Hi

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:17, Reply)

Hi LiT and Kristine
I don't think I've chatted with either of you before. Are these HSH threads to your liking?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:22, Reply)

I enjoy them
Can't post much at work as it's a bit laborious tapping out messages on a touchscreen phone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:24, Reply)

@LiT
I know what you mean. My new job does not allow Internet access on my desk. I recently got an iPhone, but I agree on how much of a pain it is to post anything. So I'm usually only around on the evening-threads.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Evening all
I'm supposed to be doing something but I'm procrastinating until my potatoes are ready.

How are we all?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Im good
Making mix CDs for peoples which I should probably post to-morrow.... other than that Im drinking tea and sitting :) Would have gone out but it's cold and I feel a bit ill. How are you all?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:37, Reply)

*streaks through thread*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Evenin' SoSia
I've finally replaced my stolen bike with a new one and a stronger lock (and a bike-cover). No longer will I have to rely on the busses to get me to work (unless I plan on getting drunk that night). But on the down side, I'll miss playing with my PSP.

I won't be around much longer, but I'll return later in the eve.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Yowza!
Naked badgers!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Evenin' Fredz and Badgerkins
Wow, that was the fastest thread streak-through I've ever seen. Streaking isn't as fun if you're going too fast for someone to catch a glimpse.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Well, Brian
Let's go to the slow-motion replay on that one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:50, Reply)

I missed the streak because I was checking my potatoes
I demand a rerun! And: pics or it didn't happen. You should know the rules by now.

That's a bit rubbish spakka, much as I hate buses I'd rather sit on one and play PSP than cycle to work! It's cheaper though I suppose.

*goes off to Google those glasses with mini screens built in so I can suggest wearing them on your bike*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:51, Reply)

You'd better not press the slow-motion button just yet
as I'm about to head off to my Tai-Chi class.

See you later this evening...
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 19:51, Reply)

*slomo replay*
W W W W W W W W W W W W W E E E E E E E E E E E E Ee e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Hmmm...
Tonight I'm making curry (rice is just cooking), then I'm making a mix-CD for someone. And I'm gonna photoshop up a fancy cover for it.

Might make a start on tomorrow's comic too.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:06, Reply)

@Kaol
That's a cool idea to photoshop a cover for a mix CD... I usualy just scribble something or doodle on the cover, but then again I kinda gave up on putting the CD's in jewel cases when they kept breaking in the post.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Well,
I'm giving it to them in person, so a jewel case is fine!
Plus can make a proper playlist for the back too :D
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Evening you buggers
I see Badgers finally lost it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I lost it a long
time ago thank you very much.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:21, Reply)

The Plot Badger
I kinda guessed the other.

So how are you tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:22, Reply)

I'm very well thank you
Had some good news that hopefully a certain someone will be back from their silly gallivanting by Friday so can come see me :D

How the devil are you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Hmmm.
To be honest, the amount of time I put into getting the playlist itself right, I should probably put more effort into making it look nicer! I had a go at finding some of them flexible plastic wallets for CDs a while back, but I couldn't find any downtown. One of these days I'll look for them on the internets or something. Untill that day it's doodles on a peice of folded paper.....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Woohoo
For the good news.

I'm feeling a bit devilish tonight, and quite fancy getting upto mischief.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Do some streaking Dok
it's very liberating!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Whos that then TGB?

*dances around*

TGBs gonna get a shaaa-ag!

TGBs gonna get a shaaaa-ag!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:30, Reply)

hell yeah
a whole weekend of shaaaa-aaaaaags ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Wooo!
Loads of sha-ha-ha-ha-hagging with badgers!

Don't forget to get lots of rubbers in, you don't want to have to make a midnight dash to teh garage in your dressing gown and knickers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)

*strips*
*streaks around the thread*

Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaw
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:34, Reply)

*boiks*

*retches*

*claws out own eyes*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Noted Al
And erm... thank you for that Dok
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Al
I'll have your eyes if you don't need them.

EDIT Don't blame me, it was your suggestion!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Alright you bunch of nan-shaggers.
*sniggers*
TGB's going to see a willy!
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:40, Reply)

She's not only going to see it
she's going to rub it, slobber on it and stick it in her mimsy!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Lusty that's gross
I keep my eyes closed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Good idea TGB
I hear getting spunk in the eye really stings.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Hear?
I'm sure you know from Bert spunking all over your ugly mug
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Hi Lusty
Yup Badger's going to do naughty things with a willy!

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:44, Reply)

@TGB
That sounds like a sensible idea.

I saw a willy once, it wasn't very nice :(
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:44, Reply)

They aren't are they
the tentacles and wings are really off putting.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:45, Reply)

I saw Hitlercock
he wasn't too bad ;)

Al, yours was disgusting. The boils were especially offputting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:46, Reply)

That's nothing
I saw your mums.

That was particularly off putting.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Myself
I don't look at willies, they make me all icky to even think about!

But I know people who do like them, strange huh!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Didn't stop you though did it.
She said how much you loved it. You dirty dirty man
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)

It was a new experience
and one that I would happily try again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)

She didn't rate you
I think she prefers Bert
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Hitlercock
made me want to laugh and cry at the same time. I wonder if that happens everytime someone sees Bert's winky?
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Teehee
All the Bush related headlines from The Onion for the entire 8 years.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:51, Reply)

When I see Berts winky
I get aroused.

Then I cry.

Then I think of TGB.

Then I laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Why do you laugh
when you think of me!?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Hmmmm...
So, I go to eat dinner, and this place descends into a heap of disorganised gibbering.

There's only one thing that can fix you bunch of retards*, and that's Napalm.

*Apart from Lusty. I'm saving her from the flames for reasons that'll later become clear
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Well fuck you then Kaol
You don't get to sleep with V anymore on the sofabed. I'm going to let him sleep in my bed :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I laugh
because I imagine you running down to the garage in your dressing gown and knickers
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Oh...
Er...

V's dead to me anyway, he fucked off skiing with his floozies and hasn't so much as sent me a postcard.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:57, Reply)

@Kaol
Why are you saving me? Oh God! You're saving me for a sacrifice aren't you?
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:57, Reply)

You still love V
Kaol, don't lie to yourself like that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:57, Reply)

He's saving you
for hitlercock.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I can't disclose that information...
Not hush your mouth and drink your Kool-Aid.
Yes, I know it tastes of almonds.
It's meant to.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Interesting fact:
The predecessor to Kool-Aid was a liquid concentrate called Fruit Smack.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool-Aid
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Thats not
interesting at all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Interesting Fact:
Monkeys used to be castrated and then trained to sell consumer electricals in south london branches of Dixons.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Interesting fact:
Actually, yeah, you're right.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Interesting Fact:
I am always right. FACT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Interesting fact:
You're going to die.
Also, I meant that TGB was right.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Interesting Fact
Al cries himself to sleep at night over my mum
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Interesting Fact:
TGBs mum cries herself to sleep over the thought that TGB is going to have sex with a boy this weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Interesting fact:
I'm gonna cry myself to sleep alone this weekend.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Yeah
She wanted me to be a lesbian so I'd go in on threesomes with her
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Surely that's an interesting fact?

( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:10, Reply)

It's not that interesting

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Well...
Neither are you, but I still read your posts.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Surely
you wouldn't have to be a lesbian to get involved with a threesome with her.

If you had two blokes at the same time, you wouldn't expect them to be gay would you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Depends what the blokes are doing, surely?
If they're taking it in turns to give each other a good seeing to, while she looks on, then maybe.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Well yeah
that's true. That wouldn't be much fun for TGB though. Unless she really liked crosswords and had just bought a new book of extra super fun crosswords.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I'm more of a
one on one kinda gal
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Crosswords are ok.
But I hate/suck at Sudoku.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I like crosswords.
If al and Kaol what to get involved in a bit of bum fun I could keep myself entertained.

Ohhhh maybe me and TGB could do the crossword and have a cup of tea while you boys get to know each other?
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)

One on one crosswords?
Or one on one bumping squelchies?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Lusty
can we curl up on a sofa together whilst we do it? Because that sounds awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:26, Reply)

both Al

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Er...
I don't really want to have sex with al.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I will look at Kaols bum
if lusty and TGB scissor on the sofa.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:28, Reply)

No!
You can't use me like that!
I'll cut you.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:28, Reply)

No Kaol's
Pining away for V.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:29, Reply)

@TGB
Oh course! Can we be in our pyjamas and have a pillow fight after?
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Only if
we take our pyjamas off before the pillow fight
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Can you get tipsy on margerita's
and re-create that scene between Zoe and Sarah in Hollyoaks later from before christmas?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Al,
You're gonna have to explain that one for me, I have no idea about Hollyoaks.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:32, Reply)

@al
I don't watch Hollyoaks. Did they touch each others lady parts?

You wouldn't know if we did it anyway. How do you know TGB aren't actually in the same room now? Laughing at the fact that you don't know we're having a bit of flange fun.
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:33, Reply)

If we were in the same room Lusty
my hands would be all over you not the keyboard ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Well
the implication was that lady parts and juices were exchanged. In reality, we just saw them kiss a bit and roll around under the covers a bit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Oh, ok!
Life would be so much more exciting if I wasn't dead from the waist down...
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:37, Reply)

fuck off Kaol
unless it's a year it doesn't count ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:38, Reply)

*does a special "cheer up kaol" dance*

*dances hard*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Well, I don't know about you Kaol
But al's dancing has made me realise I am no way dead from the waist down.

*gushes*
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:41, Reply)

OMG TGB!
Has it been a year since you did the nasty?

You do know they've changed it since then?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Lusty your gushing
has made me gush
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Not what I was talking about, TGB :p
I meant:

"Hmmm, I doth verily wish that the nude gyrations of Althegeordie stirred my loins to life, so that we would henceforth be able to enjoy the delightful replication of "The Hollyoaks Scene" that was formerly mentioned."
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:42, Reply)

No Al
I think I'm up to 10 days though OMG WTF?!!!!1111one
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Ten days?
*shakes fist*
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:44, Reply)

10 days.
You know they've changed it since then?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Damn
I'll have to relearn it all this weekend then.

Aww poor Kaol *blows kisses*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I don't need your sympathy
*frowns*

I just need a smoke.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I'm going for one
at 10. Come with me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:49, Reply)

Ok...
I'll just jump in the teleporter.

*looks around for flies*
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)

A Kaol-fly
would be an evil little fucker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:51, Reply)

A Kaol-fly
would be awesomely stabby fun fun fun.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Wouldn't it be
A gigantic creature?
Not a tiny one?

Hmmm... Question Of The Evening:

If you could be combined with any animal in a freak teleportation accident, what would it be, and why?
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:54, Reply)

A
velociraptor.

And I'd then hunt you all down and maul you, I'd maul you good!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:55, Reply)

A Grammar Badger
so I could have sexy lady time with lusty.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Evening all
I've just been planning to re-enact the battle of Marathon with my class next week.
Can anyone see this ending anything other than well?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:56, Reply)

My choice of animal for a freak teleportation accident
would be a lion because I'd like to have a mane.
( wanderlust, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I think you should re-enact
the moment that Bert Monkeysex met TGBs mum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Mrs Bin,
Pump 'em full of Red Bull, let 'em watch 300, then give 'em plastic swords.

Also, my animal would be one of these:
www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/mantis-shrimp-791419.jpg
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 21:59, Reply)

That's an awesome
crustaceany thing there.

I'm off to bed now people. Try not to think about me too much as you touch yourselves.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:01, Reply)

I've broken up one fight already this week
well I say fight.
It was two lads kicking the living fuck out of one kid curled up in a ball.

Hmm I think they might all die!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Hi and Bye Mrs L
got to be up at 6 so turning in early!

Al, I always think of Lusty when I am touching myself ;)

Night all
xx
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)

G'night Al, TGB.
Just you and me here, Mrs Bin?

Reminds me of that time next to the old shipyard in Ipswich...
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Teleportation accident?
I'd pick a painfully thin male model so we'd average out just a little overweight and pretty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:12, Reply)

You might end up with
Organs on the outside, and have to live in a vat of human saline solution.
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:14, Reply)

That's a risk
A risk I'm willing to take.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Right then
Let's do this.
I'll hit the switches, you grab the model.

EDIT: Also, I wonder if a pregnant woman could get transmogrified into a Giganto-Foetus?
( Cawl, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Sorry Kaol
vanished there.

So what did you get up to at the ship yard?

It wasn't you that killed all the women was it?

*edit* Just realised what the time is.
They said it was impossible, but it's not impossible. Bed, bed, bed bed bed.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:00, Reply)

And I'm back
The new and improved lock on my new bike is a bit cumbersome (not to mention the "Bicycle Pyjamas") but with luck, I should get used to it. Made it to Tai Chi for the first time in weeks.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 23:39, Reply)

FFS, Lads
No time to even catch up with this thread. Werk is a big slimy monster that keepeth evolving. Mobile device: please shut the ckuf up! Tomorrow is Wednesday, right? Wants to come up with tale for QOTW, but might not manage.

As my brain cells dwindle, lack of posting might actually be for the better, as far as your lot is concerned. Consider yourselves *spared* and be grates-full.

Only home and having dinner now at 17:55. *wah*

A big hug and a hearty f*** you to my fellow b3tards.
( cackers, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 2:47, Reply)