A cunning plan for my wedding vows
I am getting married later this year and have struck upon a plan which should provide a little amusement on the day. Hows about this for a set of vows:

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

If I can get our lass to sign off on this I can effectively Rickroll the congregation - What's the collective verdict then?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:10, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Erm.....
A wedding is the most important day in a women's life and you want to turn it into a fiasco, an internet joke and a chance to belittle your girlfriends trust.




Yeah! go for it : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:22, Reply)

^^^
I was also going to say that women have no sense of humour but was beaten to it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Only if she responds with
I love you
Best of all the animals
I love you
You're my friend.

Bonus points for keeping a straight face and not bursting in to song, either of you.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:32, Reply)

haha yea
I was thinking 'wow, these are terrible vows'
*sigh*
But thank you as you've just reminded me I need to find vows for a commitment ceremony I'm performing on Independence Day.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)

@ MrOli
If she did myself and about 4 of the congregation would piss ourselves laughing while onlookers wore puzzled expressions.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:40, Reply)

I think
you should invite Rick Astley, but do so on the sly- and have him burst into song mid-ceremony.

Or perhaps you could do this:


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:19, Reply)

This is one of the funniest things
I have seen at a wedding lately:

My mate Steve and his wife Karen had Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now as their first dance

:)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WiCcvg2TNPg
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:55, Reply)

That sounds better
have it at the party after. Women take this whole wedding thing a bit too seriously.
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:22, Reply)

barring the fact that Rick Astley is just too square to be cool
That is actually quite good.

And first dances - at my first wedding, it was Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

At my next it will be be You're My First.. by Barry White. Complete with Ally McBeal 'Biscuit' dance.

And the last song will be 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by the Dead Kennedys.

i am a classy bastard and no mistake.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:56, Reply)

Or...
...use the lyrics to Wayne Country's - "If you don't want to fuck me, fuck off."

I am sure you would appreciate the humour.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 12:06, Reply)