Valentines Day
It is Valentines Day in the civilised world. I would like to share my message of love:

Burt Monkeysex, you are an insect on the windscreen of my heart.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:39, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

oh Bert you CAAAAAAAAHNT
Have some Deadwood Valentines.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Anybody else mentions Valentines day then.......
I will fucking rip off their head and shit down their neck.

...and breathe.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:59, Reply)

There is a reason
that Valentine's Day is abbreviated as VD...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:05, Reply)

@BGB
Agreed. I go from not realy giving a shit in early feb to actively hating it as the month progresses. Advertising and general bitterness at anyone who's getting any I figure
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:11, Reply)

its valentines tomorrow
hurrah!

sent 10 cards out with a dead cats paw and some semen in it
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:12, Reply)

I am 43 and I have never sent a Valentines card and never recieved one.
I think that is quite an achievement.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I've only ever sent one, and received one.
I'm pretty sure my mum sent me that. And I sent one to my mum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:23, Reply)

vday
what a pile
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:31, Reply)

bollocks to you lot
I had morning sex and have been given an illuminated globe as a present.

and I used valentine's day as an excuse to blow £70 worth of nectar points on booze and food for today.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)