morning all!
what's cookin'?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:44, 48 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

not much
just writing lame stories for fun :D

You?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:54, Reply)

Bacon and cheese fritartre
and a mug of tea. Then a nice long walk and watching the rugby this afternoon. Gotta love Sundays :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:54, Reply)

just made some lovely coffee...
think i might risk some eggy-bread in a while. think the posh folk call it french toast. what's all that about?

and the archer's omnibus is on r4 in just over an hour which is great cos i didn't hear a single episode this week...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Kiddo and I
did french crumpets yesterday... they were ace!

That's one thing to thank Jamie Oliver for.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 8:59, Reply)

no3l
did you see scotland/france yesterday? cracking game imho but we wuz robbed!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:01, Reply)

sounds lovely
I have school this time tomorrow /sads.

Hence the writing of lame stories.
*cough*
www.b3ta.com/questions/darwin/post368686
*cough* Helps with the sads my writing does.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:01, Reply)

yeah! splash!
been meaning to write something for qotw but don't know where to start...

homemade gunpowder, alcohol and durgs, rock-climbing, bikes, working in construction...all in all too much material!

edit: and i just remembered accidentaly drinking some diesel whilst siphoning...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:06, Reply)

I saw the England/Wales game
We played wellish but Wales are on fire.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:08, Reply)

missed most of wales/england...
cos i was in teh kitchen drinking cider and making dinner. we had lovely stuffed potato dumplings and a german pork and fruit stew which was fantastic!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:11, Reply)

aah well...
just had a call-out, leaky wateriness where there shouldn't be so that's me off, see you next time...

x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Bye blaireau
have a fun time if you can :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)

Leaky wateriness?
Are you a doctor or a plumber?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Nearly
Half way through an 06.00-14.00 shift.

Having an apple, then back to compiling a project which will effectively make me redundant.

Like a turkey writing it's own xmas dinner recipe....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)

TD
Maybe you could write it so you're not redundant?

:(

Maybe you need to start looking for another job if you can't do that? :S
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)

VC
A kindly thought but regrettably I am beyond redemption (both professionally and personally.)

I've given myself about a year.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)

For valentines day
I gave my lady friend a big fat cock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Lic
you just made me have a night time lol while everyone else was asleep. Well done.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Well, lets see if
I can do it again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)

chuckles
I like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Mornin' all
I went to the anarcho-speed-dating thingy last night. I've never been speed-dating before, let alone anarcho-speed-dating. Needless to say, two minutes with the backdrop of everyone else's conversation just isn't enough.

But in the meantime, here's a whore of my post
www.b3ta.com/questions/darwin/post368560
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I just watched a woman having a stroke on a tv advert.
That's fucking horrible :(
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)

@No3l
Oh Christ, that advert's fucking horrible!

Morning all!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Morning BK
I've managed to cope with all the shock adverts so far - the 30mph girl who unfolds herself, all the gross tobacco adverts, but this one really is grim.

At least I know that if anyone's forehead ever catches fire, I should call for an ambulance.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)

How do!
Yeah, the 30mph an girl advert just said to me, "Hit her at 50 to make sure", which I'm sure wasn't the intended message.

I was watching this one with my housemate and we were both cringing at this woman's face just sagging. Awful!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)

no3l
silly. You don't call an ambulance.

You call the fire brigade!

Duh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)

It is
and far from helping me remember what to notice in case of a stroke, it makes me want to turn over the tv and eat my remote.

Edit: *chortle* VC... that's really rather funny :) search Youtube for the UK stroke public service advertisement and you might find what we're talking about.

Edit 2

tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/when-a-stroke-strikes-act-fast/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:30, Reply)

I'm off down the pub
For lunch. And then the laundrette. Play nice!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:37, Reply)

@VC
Like it!

Don't search youtube for it. It's really not woth scarring your brain with!

It could make you have a stroke or anything!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:37, Reply)

No3l
I've seen that ad. quite good actually....

I'm actually qualified in cert. 2 first aide here in Aus.

The ad that gets me every time is the one where the toddler is left alone at the station and his mother disappears for a moment and he starts bawling. And then the message "if this is your child after two minutes, imagine if it was permanent - quit now"

EDIT: I guess you guys are warping my sense of humour ever more into the twisted direction.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Don't blame us!
You must've been a sick puppy to want to hang out here in the first place. We just validate your sickness.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:41, Reply)

true.
I grossed out my gf's house mate today.

did I mention her housemate is a 6 ft heavy set guy with a mind like a toilet?
I grossed him out in less then thirty seconds.

I am PROUD to call myself a b3tard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:43, Reply)

Ooh ooh ooh how?
And... gf? New?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:45, Reply)

that's the thing!
I don't even remember how I did it.
All I remember is that we were watching tv and he said something and then I said something and then he went very pale and said: "Oh god she's just like you!"

And yes. new gf.

EDIT: I think it was something along the lines of "your mum" "YOUR mum" "Your mum's penis looks like a cauliflower!" just me spouting rubbish that I don't expect to be taken seriously.

EDIT 2: Oh noes! it was something to do with spunk cos he was eating KFC potato and gravy and he started gagging!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I'm about to fall asleep in front of the tv
so catch ya sick selves later :)

Edit: and grats on the lovin'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Mornin Beek-Beek, No3L and VeeCee
I don't watch adverts. In fact, I don't watch TV. I sort of feel like it helps me escape the onslaught of pop-culture.

@VeeCee: If you want, I could warp your sense of humour in the 'weird' direction instead.

EDIT: cYal8rNo3L

EDIT2: Congrats on new gf
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I'm cooking farts.
Farts that'll make your eyes bleed.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:26, Reply)

LIC
plumber!

from the latin plumbum meaning i have a plum up my bum.

"come quickly, there's water EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!" she said.

the bathroom carpet was damp from a dripping compression fitting under the whb. hardly counts as everywhere.

and yes, vc, it was fun!!

bit of plumbing maths for you all...

one drip per second equals 3 gallons (UK) per day.

right, back off out to go and see the folks

toodle-pip for now
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Oh my god
some people take their shirts way too seriously.

17 different types of collar!?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Afternoon all
I haven't been here in an age. How are we all?

*edit* M&S now do bespoke shirts for £20! (Or something.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I need a few new shirts
I got some cufflinks for Christmas so now I need a shirt that has cufflink holes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Can someone please explain to me
the point in cufflinks?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Afternoon miss Bin
Are your pupils draining your will to go on b3ta? I've been out exploring my local area on my bike.

@blaireau69: PlumBum is also a sex-aid - the Bum Plumber 2000 (AKA the Led Zeppelin).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Spakka
Yes they are.
They are very hard work and I am knackered by the evening. However it is now half term.

Hurrah.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)

No3L
I'm guessing it's 'cos buttons come off?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Then you'd have to form a second hole
for the links. It's less hassle to sew a replacement button on.

I don't understand!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)

@Mrs Bin
Oh well. At least you can spend the break coming up with designs for obstacle courses for them to play on that defy health and safety regulations.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)

No, I mean
You have cufflinks as an alternative to buttons in the first place because you can't sew or something.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)

Cufflinks look better
they look smarter.

I do like my class, even though they are shit bags. I've got parents evenings the first Tuesday back. Of course it's only the parents of the nice children who are coming.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:58, Reply)