For Fuck's Sake
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=136768635384&ref=nf#/group.php?gid=136768635384

All well and good but read some of the shite on this group.

'I heard the news and I've not been able to stop crying'

'Become the angel you already are'

I mean who the fuck do they think Jade Goody is? Mother Fucking Teresa?

And don't get me started on the gratuitous use of text speak/excessive use of capitals and spelling...

I mean seriously...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:34, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

couldn't agree more
the person who wrote this must be destroyed

"I cnt imagine wot yr goin through jade.sending my lv 2 u nd yr boys.yr neva b 4gotten,you've touched so many peoples hearts nd yr boys will always hav u as an angel lookin ova them.god bless jade lvs ya x x x x x"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I know I'll regret this but...
I can't see facebook at work, what's the name of the group ?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Jade Goody- Let's All Show Jade We're Thinking Of Her And Her Boys xx
yeah, cancer is bad, and it is a horrible thing for her and her family to go through, but she is still a twat.

what's worse is it brings out all the moron (see the facebook group)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:47, Reply)

I do feel sorry for her...
...but at the same time I find her status as flag bearer for the stupid and feckless to be offensive.

It's not her I have a strong dislike of, but all the publicists, hangers on and media whores determined to turn this into a televised event for the IQ deficient voyeur.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Can I plead with you all:

No more Jade Goodey mentions on b3ta.

Please.

Please.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Che
there will be no holding back the people who want to express how they feel when she does kick the bucket.

your plea can only bring about a temporary peace.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Fair play Che
In an ideal world Thatcher will kick the bucket at the same time.

I wonder who will be on the receiving end of more vitriol?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)

JadeGoodyJadeGoodyJadeGoodyJadeGoodyJadeGoodyJadeGoody.
*runs off and hides*
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:04, Reply)

On the day she dies
I'll be watching Bill Hicks' famous rant.
"We lost a moron, fuckin' celebrate"
"I just felt the world get lighter, put on the Hammer album, I'm ready to dance" *sings* "We lost a moron" etc etc.

On a loop.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:37, Reply)

At the risk of being as bad as those facebook group members

She hasn't really got cancer. It is all a cunning publicity stunt.


*Dons tin-foil hat
*Re-lurks
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Hey!
Stop picking on me : (
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:47, Reply)

is it just me?
Or does she look like a scary version of Persis Khambatta* in that pic?


*baldy woman in first Star Trek movie to those not in the know
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:58, Reply)

@Davros
I'm not entirely sure, but it does look like either:
A) It's a massively photoshopped pic

or
B) It's actually a representation of her head a la Lionel Richie's 'Hello' music video possibly done by Jack Tweed
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I may be a simple tulip
but I don't understand why she's still got eyebrows in her bald pics.

has she drawn them in, or are they just really resilient to chemo?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Still, at least
We only have a few months of this kind of thing to go :)
( Kroney, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:24, Reply)

ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/9194060
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)

@Tulip
She had them tattooed.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:20, Reply)

This year
Cancer is the new black.

Come August Kerry Katona shall be sporting a melanoma.

What you doing Jade, running a marathon, Lands End to John O' Groats? Thought not.

Jane Tomlinson raised the bar too high - you need to go some to get my sympathy these days.

*edit*
Just realised how harsh that is. Ah, fuck it, I'll leave it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:59, Reply)

.
"Jade as some1 who was not the brightest of women was bright in a different way she was so nieve and that made her special and beautifull . Preyin 4u and ur lovely children x"

Brilliant.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:55, Reply)

WTF!!!!
everyones thoughts are wiv u jade at this sad time.keep smileing nd have a wonderfull wedding nd a an amazeing time wiv ur boys.x x x

Did these people ever go to school????
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, Reply)

soon
She'll be dancing with the angels with Maddie
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, Reply)