Is there anything you don't believe in?

(Love Berts <---------------------, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:02, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't believe in myself.
.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:05, Reply)

King
Not a clue. Sorry.
(Love Berts <---------------------, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Sounds tasty!
I don't believe in ghosts. Despite what Egon Spengler said.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:14, Reply)

Don't worry Elvis.
It's just Bert.

Edit - and if it's not Bert then it will someone else equally harmless.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:18, Reply)

I don't believe in Bert
I think a bunch of QOTWOTters have the password to the Bert Monkeysex account and post as Bert when they need to be profane and abusive without compromising their normal *snuggle**pounce**hugs* personae.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:21, Reply)

*snugglepouncehugs tlic*
*pukes*

I doubt it's Bert - he's more eloquent. And full of spunk.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:27, Reply)

I don't believe so.
Ah-ha! A paradox!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:05, Reply)

@Enzyme
*rolls eyes*
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:38, Reply)

@No3L
Vomiting over me kind of undermines the *snugglepouncehug*, don't you think?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)

mmmm
I don't believe the "facts" about the september 11th attacks
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:51, Reply)

^ what knackers said..
..I'm no inforwars crazy-conspiracy-believing Infowars-lizardman-nut, but I have friends who fly Airbus 320s around Europe, and 9/11 just looks unlikely as far as what they say. For starters, it's fucking hard to fly planes into skyscrapers, never mind a lot of other unlikelies in official story.

Something is wrong there. I just don't know what; still less less who was behind it. Unlikely to be Al Qaeida anyway, from what I have been told by professional pilots.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:19, Reply)

I still believe in all my dreams
and all that I can be. I've learned from mistakes and will do all that it takes, to make it eventually. 'Cos I still believe in me.

But I don't believe in g.o.d.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:03, Reply)

Goats.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Talk Talk.
And Bob Dylan.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Aw, shucks
No3L called me eloquent. What a cock.

I don't believe in the moon, I think it's just the back of the sun.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I meant you have a way with words
The really graphic, nasty words.

Spunkweasel.

AND! Was that quote about the moon on tv last night? Or another post somewhere? I'm sure I've heard it very recently.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)

I'll have my way with your words in a bloody minute
and by 'words' I mean 'arse.

by 'have my way with' I mean 'Barrymore to fuck'.

It was on Scrubs last night, it made the Mrs and I laugh so hard we fell off the couch.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Oh! Of course it was.
You'll Barrymore me? You get the drugs, I'll find the lube and fill the paddling pool.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I don't believe in
the prohibition of cannabis
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, Reply)

I don't
believe in life after love.

Cher sucks.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:47, Reply)