A double question for you here
if/when you die, what would your epitaph say?

and,

if you can think of something sufficiently amusing or haunting, what would you like your last words to be?

example of last words (I stole this from somewhere): addressed to whoever is there "Your shirt is horrible, one of us will have to go"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:54, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Thank fuck that's over"
.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:56, Reply)

You're adopted
.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Here lies the Dirty Weeker.

Prick of a Man.

~1984 - 2009~




And my last words would be:

Son, I have to tell you something **perish noise**
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)

...
I Beat You In The Human Race

or

(in really small writing) You're standing on my head
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)

'No Parking'

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:05, Reply)

'I told you I was ill' - Spike Milligan

Epitaph.

NakedApe 1912 - 2009

Not naked, not an ape, just a deluded lier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)

'No Ticket!'

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Here lies Miss Blouse.
She hated men but never let that get in the way of a bit of slap and tickle.






My last words would be 'Go and fetch me teeth young man so I can give you a proper snog'.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)

What a lark!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:15, Reply)

@ BGB

Can I have the teeth out option please?

lower,


lower,


lower...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Excuse my dust


My last words will most likely be, "You're doing it wrong you idiot."
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Here lies Captain Placid
The Dalai Lama once said of him "Never heard of the chap"!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Don't eat the seafood.

He ate the seafood
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)

I like the last words of Oscar Wilde
Apparently they where "Either the wallpaper goes or I do"
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Epitaph
"It turns out it's not always the blue wire."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Something like this:


It's an acrostic.

De-ris.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Looks like they don't allow linking directly to images
Link here
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Stand aside
You're blocking the view.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 22:25, Reply)