Board sigs
There are some cracking board sigs on b3ta.

Tell us your favourites.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:03, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

at the moment
Vipros - going to aunt you in the duck.

love it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:04, Reply)

rswipe's old
"the tighter, the wetter, the better" always raised a grin
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:04, Reply)

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Mine changes on a regular basis
but I've always liked horace wimp's:

horace wimp needs more than 43 characters to fully express hi
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:09, Reply)

@No3l
I agree. I love that sig.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:10, Reply)

I'm surprised no-one's mentioned JMG's yet
What with him being so popular and all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:21, Reply)

I like that one as well No3l
I don't have much originality so I usually go for lyrics.

Been fancying a change for a few days but haven't thought of anything suitable yet.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I usually go for lyrics as well
my favourite being either "I'm back, I've got a cock made out of platinum"

or "clever got me this far, then tricky got me in"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:32, Reply)

my
'Danny Dyer can just fuck off' sig got a few compliments :)
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Mine's GRATE
It's a 70s schoolyard classic - you approach your victim and ask him 'are you a benny tied to a tree?' and then you have them in your grasp.

If they say say 'yes', you can point at them and cry 'errrr, you're a benny!' or somesuch riposte.

However if your prey is a wily one and replies 'no' (in truth, the preferred repsonse), you REALLY have them, as you can once again point at them and deliver the coup de grace, 'ERRRRR! BENNY ON THE LOOSE!!'

Bizarrely, as a slang term for homosexual, I can only ever recall having heard 'Benny' in the context of this particular jest.

*X files music*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Never heard that before Monty!
Halfy, I wholeheartedly agree. I'll let him off with Human Traffic (as he was just playing himself, and I love that film), but he's ruined every film he's been in since.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)

@Monty
Being old enough to attend school in the seventies, I have never heard of that.

How strange!
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:51, Reply)

@Monty
the benny tied to a tree thing is popular with children of a certain age in Ireland - I've never heard it mentioned outside the emerald isle before.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)