Miss Blouse's vagina thread.
Only ladies allowed.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:58, 41 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hi
Whatever rules people try to make up, I'm going to ignore them.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Hello fellow human female
Shall we compare chasms?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I've been called a "twat", many times....
.....does that qualify me for this thread?

P.S. Sorry for swearing.
(The Stig, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Arrrgggghhhh!
Men........in my thread. Get out, get out.

*gets broom*
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I am not a man
I am a hollow, empty husk of a person, ever since my husband, Bert, left me for the window cleaner.

*cries*
*needs emotional support from fellow ladies*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:05, Reply)

I've got a pocket vagina

Does that count?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:05, Reply)

*brings rifle*
outta here, boys!
( cackers, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)

bye lads
this is girly land.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Yeah bwoys
get outta here.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I feel violated by this intrusion.
This is a womens space for women to feel safe and to be able to talk and share womens problems without the vile and disgusting attitudes that ALL men have.


*burns bra*








*remembers why she needs a bra*





*puts fire out*
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Ok I've left


*peers through blinds*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I have a ladypart.
Where do I sign?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I've got one!
Can I be in your gang?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)

I was raped by 50 men simultaneously
I wouldn't have minded so much, but I only went to the police station to report a stolen toffee, and they just jumped me.

*feels the sisterly sisterhood of sisterness*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)

ok, I think we're safe
who would like to go first?

Blousie, you've no need to worry about having burnt your bra, you're jiggling about very nicely.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:12, Reply)

am I allowed to stay?
if I can't help but love those vile disgusting creatures? actually many of my friends are male. but I *am* all for my sisters, too.
( cackers, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:13, Reply)

If you men don't leave immediatley.......
You will force me to start talking about blood clots.



Edit - Yeah! have they gone yet?
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I'll go first! Me! Me!
What do I have to do?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Jeez, you women are harsh!
Can't I just sit in the corner? I'd be no trouble....
(The Stig, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I once menstruated a clot
the size of Matthew Kelly.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)

So kittens and sewing are fun aren't they?

And how about those periods, what a palaver eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:17, Reply)

*enthusiastically sews kittens*
/while bum-bleeding
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)

@Nakedape
All that business about "A woman's work is never done". If only we'd stop chatting and do some flipping work, we might get it done!
(The Stig, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Women - Know your limits!


*runs*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Well if you guys are going to stay then you might as well be productive.
STRIP OFF!
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Yeah boys
drop your kecks and show us your sex.

*whoops*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)

Sorry...
...that isn't happening!

I wouldn't wish my body on my worst enemy!

I told you, I'll stay in the corner and be quiet....
(The Stig, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:31, Reply)

This thread has no corners to sit in.
It's a circular thread depicting the circle of life that women produce through childbirth.



*knits a lesbian*
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:34, Reply)

BGB
I hate to break it to you, but women only represent a semi circle. A man is needed to produce the other semi circle, to complete the circle of life.

That's the bit feminists, always leave out!
(The Stig, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:36, Reply)

yes, and while you're sitting in the circle
you might want to hold blousie's ball of wool for her in a non-agressive passive helpful way to symbolise the power that we women have over men

/feminist bollocks

/thinks if feminist bollocks existed they'd be as wrinkled as normal bollocks, because "they're worth it", except they'd be wearing homemade earrrings and too much green eyeshadow.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:38, Reply)

@Stig - I have only one word to say to you.
Syringe!
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:39, Reply)

@Blouse
Shurely you mean

turkey baster!!!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Oh yes
The syringe filled with sperm from... oh... err... some other woman obviously.
(Bert Monkeysex2 loves teh cock, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)

*mans up*

*Strips*

*points upwards*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Tulip
...since Germaine Bloody Greer studied feminism at university (and got a flipping professorship out of it!) do you reckon we can studying "masculism" at university?

Specialist modules include:

Cooking: Where's the Kitchen?
Directions: I know where I'm going!
and (my favourite)
Girlfriends: Why they are more than just your lift home from a party...

(Top tip: If you're driving to a party with your other half. Get to the party, and quickly neck about 3 double brandies, then turn to your partner and say "Sorry! I thought you were driving home!")

@BGB either you're calling me a little prick (stunningly accurate statement, by the way) or you mean artificial insemination. If you mean the latter, then may I remind you that you've got it get it out of the bloke first!
(The Stig, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)

@Bert
Sure we need men.



Kept in the bottom drawer until needed for fertilization and the odd heavy lifting.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)

@ Stig
Yes, i think that's a perfectly valid point.

should there be equalism as well?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I have arrived with the secret upskirt camera
Excuse me while I get to work...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:36, Reply)

@Stig
1. Germaine Greer's academic career (and qualifications) is in English Literature, not feminism.

2. Feminism would essentially be the same as masculism as it would share the same principles of sexual equality.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)

3. crackhouseceilidhband has a cracking pair of tits.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)

^
they are small but pert with permanently erect nipples.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:36, Reply)