If you were a gayer
who would you do?

We had top 5 lists when I was at college of men and women. My top 5 were:
Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft
Kylie
Kate Hudson
Audrey Tatou
Winona Ryder
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:24, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We did the same...
But it was only one allowed.

Will Smith for me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:28, Reply)

buttsecks
Trent Reznor
Jonny Depp (to piss off every girl who lusts after him)
Daniel Craig (same reason)
Bert
Simon Cowell (purely out of spite, and i'd fist him with a handful of brillo pads)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)

ok a list if i was gay
Sergio Garcia
Hugh Jackman
Simon Amstel (well, would dry rape him until his colon splits and he dies a horrible, slow painful death)
Rob
Mauro Bergamasco, he looks like a dangerous bit of rough, Mirco looks a bit of alright as well
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:43, Reply)

@Becky
Kylie? Please no.


Anne Bancroft (older women in the film The Graduate)
Sigourney Weaver
Chrissie Hynde (Pretenders)
Sharleen Spitari
Angelina Jolie
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Sharleen Spitari?
Dear god no woman
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, Reply)

For me it's a Hetero list since I *am* a gayer
1. Hugh Jackman
2. Clive Owen
3. Keanu Reeves from when he was in Speed
4. Halfy
5. Justin Long
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, Reply)

@Becky
What's wrong with Sharleen. She's beautiful and I like dark haired ladies.

Edit - Change Sharleen for K D Lang. I know she is gay but I used to have a huuuuuuge crush on her years ago.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, Reply)

excellent
I have pulled a 17 year old lesbian!

whoohoo!

Plus I am much, much sexier than canoe reeves
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:56, Reply)

@Halfy
Picture please or we don't believe you.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:01, Reply)

BGB
with who, the hunks or the cat?

oh or do you mean sexier the canoe?

hang on, im on the b3tan hot or not thingy

rummages

scoreboards.hotornot.com/b3tards?page=7
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

funkybumlove
Kurt Cobain (alive, not dead)
Ian Curtis (alive, not dead)
Jonny Depp
Sawyer from Lost
Your dad :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

@Halfy
I can't find you : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)

im
Prof_half_price

was my b3tan name up until a year or so ago
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Chris Cornell
Brian Blessed
My Mum
Stephen Hawking
Jeffrey from Rainbow

Do I win anything?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:16, Reply)

You win
me not saying you're a twatfaced kittentail cuntflap banana.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)

....and a Happy New Year
Isn't it nearly Lesbian Christmas or something?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)

fuck I wish it was
then I'd get all the women of my dreams...and possibly one half priced professor.

:D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Do you think little baby lesbian jesus
would have been nailed on a cross, or something less phallic?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:22, Reply)

hmm
Personally I think he was nailed on to a carrot.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:24, Reply)

@Halfy
Ah!

Your slightly less attractive than Keanue but that's because Keanue is my age.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Jesus nailed to a carrot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thats fuckin funny :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Mine
David Bowie
Brian Molko
Eddie Izzard
Then David Bowie twice more.
( Peej, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Kirsty Alsopp
Anglina Jolie in either Lara Croft or Hackers
Clare Danes
Immodesty Blaize
Lovefoxxx from CSS

Oh, and the chick who plays Troy in High School Musical...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Claire Danes
drooooooooools
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I think that I'd
have a sex change to be become a woman so that I could sleep in a lesbian fashion with Selma Hayek.

In terms of men... hmmm... have to think about that one...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Ooh hypothetical lesbianism, yum!
Kate Beckinsale
Angelina Jolie
Keira Knightley (when she was fatter)
Kate Hudson
Megan Fox
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Keira Knightly has never been fatter.
I remember her from Bend it like Beckham and she was just as skinny then.

I have no problem with naturally skinny girls btw before anyone bites my head off.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:09, Reply)

i'm liking Kittys list
but I don't understand the 'Angelina' thing. Fair play, shes's fit as fuck but i wouldn't say she's top 5 (in my opinion)

Why aren't any hypothetical gayers wanting me? :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Gayers list
I would have:

1)Aishwarya Rai
2)Claire Danes
3)Tyra Banks (I know, I know she's annoying but still.. Have you seen THAT Sports Illustrated cover?!)
4)Shakira .. rrrrr
5)Beyoncé

Disclaimer: I HATE most of these women and what they stand for / their music. But I'd still have them.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)