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Reporting for duty but suffering dodgy guts and shitting rusty water on a regular basis.
I normally have the constitution of an Ox and am surprised and unsettled by this turn of internal events.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I thought I'd save you from threadb0rk, but I have to be off to Tai Chi soon.
EDIT: Evening Disappointed. That does not sound good. * gives virtual hug *
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:38, Reply)

TD, good call on the colonel's busking thread earlier :)
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:39, Reply)

When I originally posted this, the response was mostly positive, but when I pearoasted it, the reaction was negative.
BTW: Evening weekirst. How's your wee self?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Two bands - Depeche Mode and JAMC - that have never really been mined by the Simon Cowell's of this world but came up with some incredible stuff.
Violator was written by Dave Gahan during 12 months in a hotel in LA when he lived on nothing but heroin and McDonalds.
Fuckin' beat that, Leona Lewis...
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I'm jolly good ta :) My unemployed ass has been sent to government backed training. At the very least, it gives me something to do with my Days. How about yourself chuck?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Just a bog-standard day at work.
Anyway, I have to go off to my Tai-Chi class.
Bye.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Is that the end of that?
I hope not because I'm feeling very ropey and I'm needing some moral support to get me through to a Phil Ochs documentary at 22.30.
And then there's the cricket....
I don't do football, I don't do rugby. I love - I've always loved - cricket.
What a mess.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Have you put yourself on the map? That's reputed to balance the humours, you know.
Here's the map!
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:33, Reply)

and a big gadgee shout-out to my main marrer in't hood!
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:37, Reply)

I've been looking at the map.
I'm not sure that I'm having the skills to put myself upon it.
Also - is it where I'm from originally - I'm immensely proud of my heritage - or where I am now which is economically necessitated?
I have a day off tomorrow. If you can clarify the parameters I will master the skills of inserting myself upon the map.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Been busy doin' stuff an' t'like.
Did a big invasion of Whitehaven yesserday an' chucked t'boy oot on 'is ear.
Will gaz you when we work out what we need but, as suspected, things aren't good.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I reckon for it to be useful it should be where you are now. Although, if you have crash space somewhere e.g. parents, why not put a pin there too? You can do bashes there, which was sort of my original idea behind doing it.
If you have a google account, you can add yourself; otherwise, you can gaz me with a locale and I'll add you. Say part of a postcode or your nearest rail station or the postcode of your local pub. Whatever you're comfortable with.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)

well, i'd probably roger just about anything for the right price...
LOLs at own joke
slinks off in shame...
edit: kinda like john paul jones?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)

I have no shame.
If you're happy to add me to the map then I'll gaz you. I'd like a dog - shaped map pin though if you can summon one up.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:53, Reply)

But there are a bunch of icons - think map things e.g. tents, activities, weather, food, transport etc.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:58, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00j49tz/Priceless_Antiques_Roadshow_Episode_1/
All the "holy shit its worth millions" moments from Antiques Roadshow.
PLUS Fiona Bruce! Phwooar...
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:01, Reply)

was it the change in atmosphere what done for your guts? you been away from marrerland too long? heehee
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:03, Reply)

I went to images.google.com and searched for dog icon. Finally found one I could use and fiddled with it to make the background transparent.
It still shows up with a damn white square round it, don't know how to fix that.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:26, Reply)

No - I've been in Westyorkshireland for a long time and I'm acclimatised.
I'll not name the institution responsible because the food there is normally spot on.
Think it's time to hit the nest.
TLIC - I'll check your results in the morning.
The Disappointed - retiring hurt.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:29, Reply)

up the wooden stairs to bedfordshire so early? wow you must be bad fettle!
take care now...
and to everyone else, don't let teh bugs bite
X
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Great day-office field trip, minus the frowners! Now has whisky! Yay.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I've had cider, and been productive. Go me!
Everyone well?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Life is good. Hopes same by you. Been too busy today to keep up with the threads.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:38, Reply)

That your stomach muscles can take no more.
I've hit it.
Sorry to be so graphic, but I'm bent double right now.
B69. Beer in Carlisle. Gaz when you're up for it.
Night, kids.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Sorry LIC. You sick? Or just in training for a world takeover?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Wouldn't you like to be the first American on the b3tamap?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:17, Reply)

It's quiet tonight.
Don't tell me everyone has lives? Or are you all out violating Bert?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Bert knows how to keep a thread going.
Do you want to be put on the map with Tourettes?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Why not?
I'm utterly fucked so I'm heading to bed. Goodnight to all you non-Bert violators!
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Kills thread *dead* every time. Sorries for misidentification. Screen is small. And am a bit drunk; should also clean my specs. Anyone know of eye doctor/pub combo?
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:52, Reply)

playing poker... and I'm out. Time for bed.
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:01, Reply)
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