Time for some Tuesday night Home Sweetness

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:36, 34 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Heya!
How's you tonight?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Hiya Mellie Mel
I'm not staying here much longer as I have to head off to my Tai-Chi class soon. Apart from that, I've just received loads of stuff from Amazon so will be overstimulated for a while.

How's yourself?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Amazon stuff is awesome!
I'm pretty good thanks! Am going to see Lesbian Vampire Killers in the cinema later so I'm happy :D
How long have you been doing Tai Chi?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Evening Mel, Spakka
Bit quiet tonight.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Since about five months
but I've not been to all of the sessions.

In other news, I managed to finally eat all the biscuits I bought myself when I moved into my flat 6 months ago.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:48, Reply)

That's because everyone else has real lives.
How are you anyways Chains?

Edit: Spak, it took you 6 months to eat biscuits!?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Evening Chains
I'm about to do something in the real world in about 5 minutes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Evening Folks
The Edinbash is in sight.

I'm faintly moist now; I shall be veritably platching on the day!

*edit* Spakka, are you still talking about your fucking biscuits?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:51, Reply)

I would pay good money
to see biscuits fucking.

especially if it involved hobnobs.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:54, Reply)

*chuckles*
full of nobbly goodness
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:56, Reply)

@ Tulip
Why hobnobs?

I think bourbons would eb far sexier.

Anyway, how be thee, fair maiden?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I am not too awfully bad
full of quite greasy pizza at the moment.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:57, Reply)

cos it has the word nob in
and therefore lends itself to naughty images and stuff.

I be well, thank ye! how art thou, good sir?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Evening Beek & Tulip
I bought toomany biscuit-packets when I first moved in (each convenience-store I visited had successivley better biscuits on offer).

Spakka and his performing sex-biscuits shall now depart.

Bye.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:58, Reply)

I would like to note
that I am not a fair maiden. I was responding to Mel, not BK. :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Fine thanks
Off out for quizzage in a bit!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:02, Reply)

I think
that you're a fair maiden, Chains.
You have lovely long, flowing hair like one :) We should put daisies in it!!
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:04, Reply)

yes, then you'd be The Light in Daisy Chains!
*spangs self*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:05, Reply)

*spangs everyone*
hrumph.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Hello peeps.
I have wine and had a lovely mushroom stroganoff for dinner.

I am going to attempt to stop up late to watch the X-files film on film 4 but I don't think I'll last till the end.

I'm crap.

Edit - I broke the thread.

*goes off to drown her sorrows*
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Aww BGB
Don't go!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Evening all
Another day passed only 3 til the weekend - Woooo!

Are we all fine and dandy?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:34, Reply)

I'm alright Jack
everyone else has buggered off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Tis the way of things
What randomness abounds among us this dark and shitty evening?

I tell ya, I can cope with the flexitime finishes I get at my new job 1630 knock off today .... Fucking mint!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Ah well
I'm mostly watching The Sarah Connor Chronicles anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I shall be resting here for a while while my vagrant battles others in
Dossergame (B3ta overlords rule!).

Cocoa, let the cat in and then beddy byes in an hour or two.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Mighty quiet around these parts, pardners.
Occasional contributor The Disappointed bemoaning today's injustice.

The local council put speed bumps all over the local roads with my council tax money.

They don't fix the potholes in the roads with my council tax money.

Now that the inevitable has happened and I've shelled out £120 to replace a broken front coil spring on my car do you think I can reclaim that from the council?

No. Neither do I.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:02, Reply)

And I fucking bet
that if you calculated the mass of each of those road humps and the depth of each of the potholes then there would be exactly enough to fill double the amount of holes rather than building cunting speed humps.

Councils: Wankers.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I expect so
Although it has been pointed out that if I wasn't so blase about the speed bumps and slowed down over them I might not have had this problem.

One day I'll break the springs on the Vitara as well but it's immensely amusing to hit a speed bump at full speed and watch two dogs fly skyward in the rear view mirror...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:21, Reply)

How many dogs experience zero G?
Not many I'll bet - Beats a sodding chew toy :D
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Laika!
albeit briefly...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:39, Reply)

How many dogs
Have a half-mile swim along the canal every day as part of their exercise?

They're not your normal "once round the block and eat Morrison's dogfood" hounds so they'll take a few airborne moments in their stride.

Edit @ TLIC - Laika indeed! I'd forgotten the name of the Space-Komrad Cur.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)

hello all
I have a chest infection, runny nose and satan eyed conjuctivitis, thus both sound and look like warmed up shit.

Today i did a zombie "Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnssss" thing at an IT director, he was scared

now its time for bed.

/rock and roll blog of halfy, aged 34 and a bit
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Browsing wikipedia
about time travel is full of the most marvellous technobabble. Tipler cylinders; Cauchy horizons; closed timelike curves - I don't understand any of it but it sounds fabulous.

Got to smooth out those vacuum fluctuations or they'll destroy your time machine the instant it's created.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:52, Reply)