It's Friday night
and it's a Home Sweet Home thread with a picture.

WOO!


( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:00, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

howdy
how's it going?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Not bad
Stayed at the pub for a bit but decided to have an early night coz I've got to get up to receive a delivery. The delivery people are vague and only gave me a time between 8am and 6pm.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:07, Reply)

*pops by*
I'm watching Rescue Me it's fucking awesome. Everyone go watch it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:19, Reply)

sounds like fun
woop woop going for an interveiw for a second job in about 2 and a half hours. that'll be fun. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Fucking cunting National Express
I'm trying to book tickets for D-i-T's bash in June. Every outward train seems to be booked, even though the site says the fare's are available. I refuse to believe that the twatting trains are all booked up so far in ad-cunting-vance. So I've got in touch and am awaiting a reply.

Bad enough they've put their arsebadgering prices up anyway, without this.

*Fumes*

*Stomps off in disgust*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Greetings Badgerkins
I don't have a telescreen so I'm missing out on my dose of pop-culture.

@VeeCee: Good luck with the interview. What sort of job is it?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Greetings Davvy Gee
Have you tried booking through another online ticket site such as thetrainline.com?

Booking train tickets is gradually becoming more and more like booking plane tickets.

In other news, I've booked a place to stay in Edinburgh for the Friday pre-bash bash. It's a different hostel than the one I'm staying in on the Saturday, but they're just up the road from eachother.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Yup
Trainline saying the same thing.

Am mightily pissed off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I tried booking my tickets for the Edinbash as far back as January
And even back then, a return was £105. Had I booked it for a different date, I could have gotten it as cheap as £33. But on the plus side, if I'm stuck buying the expensive tickets, It means I can be ultra-flexible. I'm taking advantage of this by turning it into an ultra-trip.

Maybe we should organise bashes at non-popular travelling dates.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:41, Reply)

spakka head
it's a reception job for one afternoon a week and the guy who owns the motel is my boss's brother.

very easy, not stressful etc.

DG - tell them to cunt off like the pack of cockbiting, tree fellating, dim witted grass heads that they are.

you'll feel better I promise!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Tree fellating?
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'getting wood'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Found this on /talk
www.theonion.com/content/opinion/come_on_lighten_up_im_just?utm_source=b-section

Amused the fuck out of me.

Edit: Erm, evening you nice people.
(The Light in Chain not really, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:16, Reply)

well
that was the first thing that popped into my head!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:29, Reply)

DG that's fucking shit
can you not drive down or anything? I know it's more of a hassel but more flexible and if you share a bit cheaper!

*is quite drunk and has given up with spelling*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 22:51, Reply)

I'm just shocked at people who paid over £100 for a train ticket
When plane is £100 and takes a quarter the time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Evening all
Apart from DG who's pissed off and TGB who's pissed ..... How are we all this dark and shitty night?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:17, Reply)

How do!
I'm pissed as well!

And I have the new ISIS album that isn't out til May. *much gleeing*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Evening BK
Being drunked is evidently the future .... Good album?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:21, Reply)

@spunky
It's the very hazy future!

Its a very good album, but I'm harking after some good drinking music so switched to prime mid-nineties Monster Magnet:D

How's yourself?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:24, Reply)

Good thanks
Monster Magnet is ftw ..... I found myself with White Zombie not long ago. Took me back to a simpler age: Beer, Music, Beer, Woman, Beer, Kebab, Casual sex.

Aaaaah, Halcyon days.

Edit. And also a wee bit of Coal Chamber.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:27, Reply)

I downloaded some monster magnet a while back
because there were a lot of people raving about them.

It's shit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:29, Reply)

Meh
I hate driving, and I certainly wouldn't want to drive in London.

And I've looked into flying, but the trouble is the time either side of getting there negates the overall quickness of it. Done it before, and it generally ends up no faster or cheaper in my experience.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:30, Reply)

To each his own TLIC
But you can really drink to it!

How're you this dreary evening?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:31, Reply)

Not too bad
had a few drinks, conquering europe online.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)

@ spunky
Coal Chamber! Nostalgia!

They weren't very good really on hindsight!
And I quite liked White Zombie as well, at that time I was a bit young to be getting all the casual sex.

@LiC

Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong!

*edit*
Hey DG!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Hey Beekers
Ignore my rantings; I'm a bit grumpy this evening as you can probably tell.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Sounds good TLIC
Beware the French ..... They hide in attics ;)

@ BK - I know but the album's worth listening to just for Sway .... Plus Rayna Foss-Rose is a fucking fox!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Monster Magnet
Too prog, not enough rock for my liking.

As you say, to each his own.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:38, Reply)

Hey DG!
I don't blame you; all trains to London booked up? Ridiculous!

@spunky

Agreed! Embarassingly, I had a poster of her on my ceiling as a teen. Never quite hit it though. Never figured if my ceiling was high or my wee fellas lack velocity:S

Nadia was even hotter though.

*edit* @ LiC
It was the psychedelic edge that made Monster Magnet. Dopes to Infinity is just amazing.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:39, Reply)

Me neither
I even tried booking to go the day before - same thing. I think the site's borked. I shall try again tomorrow.

I'm going to stumble off now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:40, Reply)

Last week I departed from the norm thanks to Watchmen
and slapped on my missus' CD of Bob Dylan ..... I quite liked most of it.

Up until then I had avoided him for some reason - No real relevance but just thought I'd share.

Edit: Night DG

Edit: @ BK ..... She's my desktop wall paper. The missus has become suspicious of me clingfilming the monitor.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Later DG
@ spunky

I'm quite partial to a bit of Dylan. Prefer Tom Waits though.

Moved on to new Lamb of God now. Awesome album:)
*headbangs*

*google images Rayna*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:44, Reply)

Lyrics
Lady Gaia makes her stand
With lightning and the thunder
I tear the Earthsoul from her hands
And rive the world asunder.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:46, Reply)

I have a mate whose raved about LOG but I've not heard any
.... There's always something on atm. Might have to acquire a sample over the weekend.

On the subject of easy listening have you heard any Al Stewart?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:48, Reply)

Best lyrics evar
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:50, Reply)

Got to love the 'Tap
Haven't heard any Al Stewart.

LoG have just got pregressively better with each album. The new one's very very good.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Lyrics wise
gotta love Zodiac Mindwarp
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:55, Reply)

Then it's settled
I shall see about sourcing some and shall give it mosh on the drive into work next week.

Al Stewart's really quite good (and surprisingly still going) - He did an album called Year of the cat which I fucking love.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:56, Reply)

Sex Fuehrer baby I'm the love dictator
Blitzkrieg romance I'm the living detonator
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:59, Reply)

The name rang a bell TLIC
and I wiki'd them ........ Realised then why I knew them. Agreed.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 23:59, Reply)

Okies
Got Year of the Cat downloading!

@ LiC
What sort of stuff is Zodiac Mindwarp? Heard the name, but never gave them a listen
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:02, Reply)

Nice one BK
My favourite on it is Lord Grenville but I realise it's not to everyone's tastes.

Oh yeah - Fucking good news. I've seen an old motorola V50 mobile advertised for sale on my local forum ...... Just waiting for the lady to get back to me and hopefully it'll be mine! *Glees* I loved that phone ...... Can't wait to get back to a normal phone and get shut of this fucking PDA thing

Edit: LOG downloading.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:10, Reply)

Zodiac Mindwarp
are like a subtler version of Spinal Tap.

They're so Glam Metal they're a parody of Glam Metal.

Listen here, wolfchild
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:14, Reply)

knock knock?
eh, hello?

can I come in?

I've been hanging around outside for a while, hoping to chat to the cool kids.

so? how about it? you can have a go of my bike if you let me play
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:16, Reply)

Too late
only the old rockers are left - no cool kids!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:17, Reply)

old rockers?
May day just gets better and beter!
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:19, Reply)

Hey Duckeee
Join the trip down memory lane.

BK - This is a prime example of their work: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFeUR8BRPRk
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:20, Reply)

@ LiC
Ah, I see!

@ Duckee

Nope, no cool kids here!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:21, Reply)

hehehe
Thanks for the link, it's good stuff!

My musical education has been broadened this morning
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:27, Reply)

I love their lyrics
"if love is an art, baby, I'm surreal"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:27, Reply)

A pleasure
Props to TLIC ...... I'd forgotten all about those guys. It really is cheese, with cheese on top nestling in a bed of cheese.

Ace!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:28, Reply)

@ spunky
They are pretty hilarious:)

Don't think if I could take a full album in one sitting though. And I doubt the singer is really that good at cards.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:31, Reply)

Hello

Do people actually watch films like citizen cane or are they just pretending?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:32, Reply)

I'm a genius of love, I got an Honours degree
but you're in luck, I'm gonna teach you for free
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:32, Reply)

Hmm
Dunno, I've never seen it, and I like to think I know my films. I've never seen The Godfather either.

@ LiC

Stop quoting Kafka at everyone that appears!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:33, Reply)

@tlic
thanks for the offer, but I'm busy tonight...

ah feck it, I'm on my way over, put the kettle on
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:34, Reply)

I saw the end of Dirty Dancing
the other day; oh good good god...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:34, Reply)

@ Naked ape
I dunno. I reckon it takes more staying power and patience than I have - I know people who go in for art & culture but I know it's not for me.

The outlaws tried to get me to go to some sculpture exhibition but I politely declined as I know I'd be saying "What the hell's that supposed to be?".

@ BK. I know, great in small bursts.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:36, Reply)

@ Naked Ape
Aarrrgghh! 50's setting. Big 80's synth-driven finale. Did noone point this out at the drawing board?

And have several million moist housewives never noticed?

@spunky

Exactly. That vid was hilarious:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:37, Reply)

Is that citizen cane's

dirty dancings?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:39, Reply)

I know our lass hasn't
She's near fizzing at the mimsy if she puts that fucking DVD in .... I just retreat upstairs.

I quite like the Family Guy take on it.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:40, Reply)

@ Ape
That famous scene where Patrick Swayze catches Jennifer Grey, yelps "Rosebud" and then keels over?

That would have been far better!

"Noone puts Baby in a corner!"

Well they should. Preferably facing the wall.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:42, Reply)

I'm christ in shades, I'm the napalm god;
Your lipstick flickers round my lightning rod.

tee hee
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:46, Reply)

@ LiC
I definitely don't remember that on the Dirty Dancing soundtrack.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:47, Reply)

hmmm
this might just be my lucky night...
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:47, Reply)

@BK
you must have missed the special edition box set with extra dirtiness
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:49, Reply)

Right gentle internet folk
I'm away to bed as I'm cream crackered - Have fun, enjoy and sleep well.

Edit: @ Duckeee, It's rereleased under the title: Seriously, filthy & fucking obscene dancing.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:49, Reply)

@ Duckeee
I must have.
Not sure how dirty I would want to see Patrick Swayze get, mind you:S

@ Spunky
Later!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:52, Reply)

loving it
@spunky
that is the most worn vid in my collection

@ LiC
They are some cracking lyrics, I'll go in search of more, and see how many I can slip into polite conversation with my Grandmother
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:54, Reply)

heh
few of them are acceptable in polite conversation.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:55, Reply)

Zodiac Mindwarp are very quotable
If you like them, you'll like Faster Pussycat too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:56, Reply)

@BK
The pottery scene in ghost wasn't even slose to dirty enough for me...

*swoons*
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 0:56, Reply)

@ Duckeee
Christ, that was terrible as well!

I'm loving my iTunes party shuffle this eveing:D
I've had Paradise Lolst followed by Clutch, Rotten Sound, Black Dahlia Murder, Napalm Death, Jimi Hendrix, Tom Waits, Meshuggah and Agoraphobic Nosebleed. *glees*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 1:01, Reply)

@LiC
Yep, definitely quotable..

This line really struck a chord with me

'Toss her panties on the couch and she smells like she might die'

It's so profound I'm getting emotional
(Duckeee Is nothing special, in fact, she's a bit of a bore, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 1:03, Reply)