Good Morning B3tans Everywhere...
this morning babyblaireau and i will be mostly listening to Mingus (the black saint and the sinner lady) and Belle and Sebastian (dear catastrophe waitress). so come on in, spin some vinyl and cut a rug... (or just sit quietly in a corner if you like!)

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:26, 59 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Morning
F1 time, and thanks to jetlag I am up in time to see it :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:29, Reply)

f1 with a soundtrack!!
the way forward?
so where was it gave you teh 'lag?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:37, Reply)

New Zealand
so about as jetlaggy as one can get. Still, I don't think I'm doing too badly - arrived home at 8.30am yesterday after 41 hours of travel, napped and then slept from 8.30pm last night until 5 this morning.
Gotta get back on track before the Edinbash!
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:39, Reply)

NZ sure is about as far as you can get, i guess...
unless you went to space? i wonder what "rocket lag" is like. no doubt some 2-brainer on the interweb could answer that for me...
so when the chuff is this f1 gonna start? side 1 of mingus finished...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Darn
I had to make my own image because I couldn't find a "Home Sour Home" one, and by the time I did you'd started a regular thread.

Right this second I am listening to Papercranes, "Treasure".

In about 5 minutes I'm going to go watch a Grand Prix, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Excuses excuses, Chains.
About 10 minutes I think, B69. Stick a long track on.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:49, Reply)

NZ, eh?
Did you see any hobbits?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha - I did!
This is because, due to various reasons, my friend and I spent one day lying around in our pyjamas eating junk food and watching the entire LOTR Trilogy, extended version.
I gazzed Wookiee and said, 'It's like looking out of the window, only with more elves.'
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:53, Reply)

part 3 of "a love supreme" by coltrane...
nearly 11 minutes of pure genius!!
you dig it? oh man that's SWEET i tell ya, hot dog!
starts off with the most amazing drumming that had ever been etched on vinyl...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:54, Reply)

LOL
Sounds like fun.

Time for the cars!

Roll on lunchtime GPs - the "Sausage, Bacon and Egg Baguette" place doesn't open until 10. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 9:55, Reply)

*surveys fridge*
I need to make sure I've got bacon in for a Grand Prix Sunday. I'm going to have to settle for a pork pie.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)

RAIN! RAIN, GODAMNIT!

( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:25, Reply)

i got...
black pudding: 1 slice.
smoked back bacon (local, organic, dry-cure): 2 rashers.
eggs (large, organic, free-range): 2
bread (homemade, organic, rye, sourdough): half a loaf.
hp baked beans: 2 tins.

mmmmmmmmmmnom.

as well as plenty of coffee,
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Morning lovely people!
What a good race so far. Button having a flier!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:39, Reply)

B69
You utter utter bastard.
Only rain in Malaysia can make up for that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:39, Reply)

It's raining!
Gamble Button, gamble!

Beekers! Hello gorgeous.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:41, Reply)

@ LiC
You've got your rain:)

Thi sshould make it interesting!

@clendrix
*beams*

That deserves a *flex* you lovely lady!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Woo!
Rain! Webber and Hamilton is so exciting!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:45, Reply)

@ LiC
It's awesome isn't it?

I don't want to leave the room to make a cuppa!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:46, Reply)

And well done Glock
For choosing the intermediates.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:50, Reply)

F1? Bah.
I woke up this morning with the Fella cuddling into me. Hurrah, I thought, sexytiem! So I moved in for a nuzzle. "Enjoy your lie-in" he said, leaping out of bed and downstairs to turn the telly on. So here I still am, on my own, while car noises fill the house.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Morning Fuzzy!
He's obviously got his priorities right:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:56, Reply)

sorry to hear that fuzzy!
but ain't this race great?
and as for that rain... i can piss more than that!


edit!! wow, lightning and proper rain, i stand corrected!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Hi WFF
Join us... YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 10:58, Reply)

This is tremendous
Looks like the Brawn can cope with anything thrown at it.

*edit*

Booo! Safety car.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:00, Reply)

OK, I understand
the love of F1. Well, actually I don't, I understand the love of WRC, but F1 is just cars going round in circles. However, I accept it.

But today was our last morning at home together before he moves to Ireland. Oh well... perhaps it's a cunning plan to ensure that I don't miss him all that much when he goes...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:02, Reply)

biblical rain!!
i only left the room for to get more coffee and i come back to see Noah running around looking for planks and nails and animals...

red flag, animals on the track, boo!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Spoilsports
They were going fine without the safety car.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:02, Reply)

@ Fuzzy
In that case, that really sucks.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Red Flag
Oh dear :(
I was enjoying the F1 ballet.
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Fucking hell!
That's an incredible amount of water.

Still, fucking spoilsports!

Haha, just had a really indignant text from Tulip as well!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:06, Reply)

i shall take this opportunity...
to attend to my breakfast...
back in a bit ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Big soft jessies
Scared of a little water.

*edit* Ooh, blaireau, good idea! I shall nip down the cafe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Hahahaha!
"Filipe baby, stay cool!
We'll bring you the white visor!"

Clenders, better put him back in your pocket to keep him dry.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:08, Reply)

And I
am going to get up, change my bedclothes and wash them and hang them outside to dry because the sun is shining like mad out there.

Slater!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Hmmm, the rain in the East does rather make a mockery of our showers.
But still, come on...why not carry on? It's fun to watch!

Beekers, I quite like the idea of Wet Massa ;)
( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Later fuzzy!
I think they should just carry on. Bunch of wusses!

@ clenders

I thought you might:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:10, Reply)

BORING
If I was Tim O'Glock I'd want the race to continue so I could get 8 points for second instead of 4.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:25, Reply)

i pay thanks to the baked beans...
without them surely i wouldn't burst!
an utterly nom-tastic fry-up.
must lie down...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:31, Reply)

In the end
I decided to skip the breakfast baguette as it's too close to lunch now. And I'm going up the pub for a slap-up meal.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Hiiii
how're you all going folks?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 12:34, Reply)

afternoon vc, how's it hanging?
you been working?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Good noon
Today, I shall be taking advantage of the good weather like Michael Jackson taking advantage of a choir after he's shot the priest.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:10, Reply)

spakka!
LOL you seriously gonna do that to the weather?
cool
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:12, Reply)

God... my... head..!
Last night was pre-wedding drinkies. My head won't let me forget it.

Uuuuurgh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Afternoon VC and Spakka
Have they fixed the timestamps?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:39, Reply)

@B69
Indeed I shall.

I will go outside,
get of all me kit,
lie down,
and have the biggest wank in the universe.

When I come, It will reach the sky,
and rain down,
impregnating all the women,
who will bear my offspring.

These offspring,
will grow up to be my army.
I shall grow a tache and conquer the world
and rule from an airship that shoots lightning-bolts.

Does anyone else have any plans for world domination?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Afternoon folks
Managed to drag my lazy arse and bad head to Morrisons for food and now sat with sarnie and assaulting my fragile ear drums further with Sleepytime Gorilla Museum.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:44, Reply)

afternoon Granddad and Chainey
@DG: Which day is the wedding on?

EDIT: 'afternoon Beek
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:46, Reply)

It's this Wednesday

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Nah no work
got the week off til easter saturday! Yaaay!

/huggles EVERYONE slightly too long until you're all aroused.

EDIT: wooo! go DG! party hard. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Oh VeeCee you tease!
You know perfectly well we know you're a non-cock girlie. Oh well, I'm sure my arousal will help out with the plan I mentioned a few posts above.

@DG: Nice one. I'll be there in thought. Will the "You may now kiss the bride" bit happen at 4pm?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 14:06, Reply)

About then, yes.
Probably abround 4:15 to be precise.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 14:08, Reply)

It's one of my many talents
and you won't impregnate me. I'll carry an umbrella.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 14:09, Reply)

.
@DG: Looks like we'll have to make it last for 15 minutes this week...

@VC: I wouldn't worry about that. I was just thinking of creating a West-London sized spunk-cloud - not a planet-wide spunk-cloud. If I did, the world would probably be plunged into a the darkenss of a planet-wide jizz-winter.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Best of luck DG
Don't get your cock out in the church - they hate that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I shall bear that in mind, Light
:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Howdy lovely folk
I've been working like a massive cunt all weekend so have missed out on silliness and meme based humour.

On the upside I have earned lots of filthy cash money but on the downside have another 13 days at work until a reasonable period off.

It's all a lump of cunt but hey ho! Assuming all are well and groovy.

Hugs & shit x
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:12, Reply)

And the thread bork hat is shared...
Between me and Spunky.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 23:45, Reply)