Inspired by Kaol (thats sounds like a murderers defence)

Pitch me a movie, either one you'd like to see or one that already exist but sounds bat shit crazy/boring/insane when broken into it's fundamental parts.

Ready.........go!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:52, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Fine...
I did have an idea about a robot that goes back in time from a post-apocalyptic future to kill the mother of a soldier from the future. Before he's born. In the future.
I was thinking of calling it The Aborter.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Resevoir Dogs
Sounds absolutely shite when you read the summary on the back of the dvd cover but FUCK it's good.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:57, Reply)

It's about...
...a chap who goes on a date with his mate's wife, but he nearly kills her. Then he dies. Then he comes back shoots someone and another mate decides to become a ninja.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I bet whatever you come up with.
Quentin Tarentino thought of it first.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:01, Reply)

How about
a woman who lives in New York getting money from men to go to the toilet and visiting others in prison. She ran away from an old man who she married when she was 14. She hosts parties and steals things. She almost goes to live in Brazil with some kind of royalty but she throws her cat out of the taxi into the pouring rain and changes her mind and kisses a man called Fred who isn't called Fred.

Sounds crap and crazy put like that, but it's a brilliant film :)
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, Reply)

There was a man
Who fell down a well when he was a boy.
Then his parents got killed.
He spent his teenage years stealing stuff from his dead father's company, before getting trained by ninjas.
Turned out the ninjas were evil, so he set their house on fire.
Then he went home.
Then he dressed up as a flying mouse.
Then the ninjas turned up with a giant microwave and turned everyone in the city mental with a magic gas that they got from a man dressed as a bird-scarer.
Then the man dressed as an air-mouse killed all the ninjas.
The end.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Afternoon tea with the Dead
Necromancer brings back to life an army of the undead.
Necromancer is a silent movie style villain with twirly moustache and top hat. also, speaks silently with cards shown to show what he is saying. everyone else speaks normally.
army of the undead are all played by one actor
all music performed by rammstein
hero in the movie is Elvis, played by Bruce Campbell.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Well me and my mates tried to make a film a long time ago. The plot is a bit dodgy but hear me out...

Back in the days of Vietnam three high ranking officers were faced with a dreadful situation. Their platoon had been decimated - the grim reality was they had to abandon the doomed platoon in the deepest part of the rainforest.

In the escape, two of the officers abandon the third who had second thoughts and went back to fight with his doomed army.

~~~~~~

Back to present day. One of the remaining officers is an alcoholic waster (bit like Tom Cruise in that film he lacks legs), unappreciated by the locals and generally bitter towards the world. The other has turned to God and shuns the public.

Erm, to cut a bit of story, the *abandoned* officer comes back from the dead. He apparently indulged in a bit of mystical Vietcong witch-craft and raised his fallen troops from the dead as Zombies. Ravenous GAY Zombies. Unlike the classic Romero Zombies (who transmit the disease through blood) these Zombies do so via bum-rape.


We got about 40% through the actual shooting and then the parent of the guy whos camera it was found all the footage. She was horrified and I can't quite look her in the eye ever since...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)

TDW,
That sounds like the greatest story, never told.
When I'm King, I'll personally fund it.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:23, Reply)

He-Man Vs The Kremlin

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:38, Reply)

You'll never be Stephen King though, Kaol
James Herbert, maybe, but not King.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Haha!
Ah... The Rats!
Fantastic!
( Cawl, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Yes
A bunch of middle class women talk about sex, in Wigan.

No wait - how about New York City instead?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:17, Reply)