now I've been studying hard all night but why the FECK
hasn't anybody else put up a "home sweet home"?



lazy shites. What're you all doing then if not procrastinating?!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:17, 36 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

1st
Whoo hoo!

Good morning sweetie :0)

Were your dreams of the sweet and fluffy variety?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I dunno
I never remember my dreams. But I woke up this morning feeling like I was going to jump the first person I saw. That person was my brother and I quickly changed my mind.

I need to get laid.

*hugs you slightly too long and ruffles your hair* and how're you mr pickle?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Working
But feck knows for how long.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Ooh, not too bad
Just mooching at work, trying to look busy and dealing with the general public :0( Not my usual job, I usually only deal with businesses but the other side is short staffed.

At least it's warm and sunny today!

*straightens hair and appreciates hugs*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:27, Reply)

hi dok!
*hugs* no luck in the way of job help then??

give me a place to stay and I'll come over and punch him for you.

EDIT: Spikey - that sounds fun! I like dealing with customers. I'm pretty social!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I am sort of working
There's only so much I can do.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Excellent
*uses*
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:42, Reply)

You could work here
and be my bitch. My last one quit due to lack of pay and the one before him quit due to my 'unreasonable managerial behaviour'.

HAHAHAHA!!!

*is sad without a bitch*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Spikey
I'd punch you - you know that. I'm very reasonable until people start being arsewipes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I think it wasn't started
because it was more fun having lots of random threads than one big thread.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:43, Reply)

In my defence
The general consenus was that I was not at all unreasonable and the bitch was infact an unstable crackwhore. I saw the emails she had been sending her fella saying that she didn't want to work here anyway and when I pointed out the 3 ciggie breaks in 3 hours was 2 to many she got her arse out and quit an hour later.

She never gave an specific examples other than I was 'unreasonable'.

Meh.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:43, Reply)

...
I thought I was your bitch?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Spikey
I'm nobodies bitch, well unless the pay and conditions are good.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:46, Reply)

AA
You're my weekend bitch, and you fuckin love it!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:47, Reply)

ahah
Spikey - that sounds more then reasonable!
hi AA! How's it going bud? *hugs*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:48, Reply)

*ahem*
In my presence you need MY permission to hug my bitch.

*grants permission*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:50, Reply)

mr pickle
I'll hug whoever I damn well please!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:53, Reply)

You can be exempt
just for being wonderful xoxox
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:00, Reply)

oh! well thank you very much mr pickle!
That's gone and made my day now then. Ta!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:02, Reply)

I have a t-shirt
It says "Free Hugs" on it, and when wearing it, I am more than willing to give out hugs. Mostly though I just get strange looks...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:07, Reply)

I want a free hugs teeshirt!
I need one. I'm a very huggy person!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Make one!
Just get a cheap t-shirt and some iron on transfer paper. Hugs for all!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:17, Reply)

*voms a bit in mouth*
When did this whole place get so sycophantic?

Where's the balls?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Good afternoon!
I had a nice healthy lunch consisting of a sausage butty from the sarny lady!

Should keep me going!

How are we all?

Oh, and *hugs VC back*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Fuck You Jimmy!
that better?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, Reply)

cunty
McFuckyflaps.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Himjim, you think this is bad
wait til the evening shift turns up with their huggles and cakes.

*stays the fuck away from HSH threads now*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)

HImJim
It changes from day to day ya fecker!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Yup
If I'm getting huggles and cakes, I want sodding real ones.

I'm a lot busier these days, so don't have the time to hang around the HSH threads any more, but every time I dive into them there's nothing really new. They're in need of fresh blood, or Bert, or both.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, Reply)

No it doesn't though
its always the same people having the same mothers meetings about utter shite. I don't frequent them anymore as they got so dull.


Edit: No offence to any HSH'rs, but for fucks sake please talk about something interesting so more of us can join in. It was lovely earlier coming on here and there being no HSH thread of doom.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, Reply)

I miss bert
he always made me snort my tea on my keyboard. *sads*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, Reply)

That's much better
I was getting a fluff induced headache.

There's a time and a place for pandering, and that's what gazzes were invented for. If you can't make your gazzes sound unpervy, bad luck.

Fuck you.

Also, what's everyone doing at the moment? Who wants to know about paedos?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Not over-sold on the paedos
but I want to know why the urinals at work smell of beef-flavour crisps when they're pissed in.

Is it a ploy by the vending machine people, or have we just got really shit cleaners?
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:58, Reply)

fuck the lot of you
I'm tired and going to bed.
you're all a pack of twunts. Some of us can't be cunts without feeling guilty as sin. I'm one of those people.
/flounces
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:58, Reply)

VC you must try harder, it's what b3ta's all about
and now I must leave you lot and go do some work or my portfolio will never get done.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:04, Reply)

My medical trivia calendar
Quotes a study that purports to show an increased risk of Deep Vein Thrombosis in people who spend an excessive amount of time at their desks.

Makes me rather glad they moved the kettle down the other end of the office frankly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:32, Reply)