Wolverine comes out in the Cinema next week...
So I, Slip Digby, want to know what you, people of the internet, would have as your mutations.

Perhaps it might be the ability to click 'I Like This' telepathically, or to have B3ta on the inside of your eyelids.

Me, I'd have a prehensile tail like a monkey, and retractable claws. And X-Ray Vision.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:00, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A fantastic mutation
to stab people through the internet with.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I've already seen it and wasn't greatly impressed
my mutation would also be retractable claws, kung fu master and a death grip.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Mighty claws.
Or mind control.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

@himjim
Not to stab me with, though?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I'd quite like to be able to teleport
and do acrobatic stuff

kind of like nightcrawler, but without the blue furriness
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Power of flight
as it would greatly reduce the cost of attending b3ta bashes.

And mind control so I could convince hoteliers that I have in fact paid my bill.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Time control
Or, if I'm not allowed that, mind control please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Mind control
Would be the best, I reckon.

You could get anything you wanted, for free.
You could make people off themselves.
It's be amazing.
Obviously I'd set myself up as King Of Earth.
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Mine would be one from Heroes
I'd have intuitive aptitude (the ability to understand how everything works). It's the ability Sylar has and you can use it to learn how to reproduce the supernatural abilities of other people.

If nobody else with supernatural abilities exists you can understand anything. Quite subtle but incredibly awesome. If other people with supernatural abilities exist then you'd be made of win!
( Captain V, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I'd have a combination of the following
Nightcrawlers teleportation
Professor X telepathy
Havoks blasting power (from one hand)
Wolverines claws (from the other hand)
Beasts athleticism
Spidermans sticky power
Rogues absorbing power (& invulnerability)
Collosus strength
Shadowcats phasing ability
Forges ability to make anything

I'd be fookin rock!!!

Of course, it was just one power I'd be like 'The Mimic' from early X-Men comics and still be all of the above.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Can't help but notice that no one has chosen Storm
and her weather changing abilities. Could that be because she is in fact shit?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Storm is like, totally shit.
"Oh no, you've made it a bit windy."
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Yeah
"Argh - I can't see through this fog that's just sprung up. Oh wait, I can, I can see a good 15 feet in all directions because it's fog not smoke you daft cow."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Anyone remember Longshot?
His power was to be incredibly lucky.

I reckon that would work very nicely.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Aaarrgh.....
It's BLUSTERY!
(TheColonel, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Definitely teleport.
I bloody hate travelling.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:16, Reply)