GOOD MORNING B3ET-NAM
This is the 'Cheer up Becky' thread.

So all you horrible, ugly little cunts, post something you think might cheer the poor old bird up, as she has had some fairly bad news this week.

A list of her favourite things:

Pictures of fluffy animals
Photos of me being mauled by dogs
Madam Marlboro
Elvis (not the singing kind, the LotR kind)
THUNDERCATS HO!

Go on then, you despicable lot, do as you're told.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:23, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

good morning becky
Small, fluffy puppies and kittys, all ready to give you big loves and hugs and cuddles.

How's that?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:49, Reply)

Dearest Becky - Here is a paintmash for you
i43.tinypic.com/2qu6h4n.jpg

Feel better soon.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 8:58, Reply)

Erm!
You're young and pretty and I'm not.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:02, Reply)

BGB
that's a matter of opinion. I reckon I could give you 1,5 orgasms for every decade you've been on Earth.

I have to work now, cheery bye!

EDIT VC that's probably the scariest picture I've ever seen, it seems to ahve absolutely nothing to do with Becky, and alot to do with your obsession with me.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:03, Reply)

well I tried to combine all of them into one big paintmash
But it didn't seem to work very well. :(

I did my best! *bites lip to hide wobble*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:06, Reply)

OK, here's a biromash what I just drewed
It's a monkey holding the obligatory banana, a magic wand and a remote control for his army of genetically modified capuchin minions:

HERE

Edit because the internet is well gay.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:11, Reply)

ahaha No3l
I love that! It's well good.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:18, Reply)

Morning you load of slutmuffins
I am considerably miffed today.

Someone decided to make a swimming pool in the server room containing all my year's work worth of servers by letting the roof leak.

Gives me something to do for the next 12 months I guess!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:27, Reply)

It's not all about YOU, Ethel
this is Becky's cheering up thread, post something nice, or piss off back where you came from.

I like your picture No3l, very artistic.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Erm...
I don't know how to do paintmash or computery things but promise to think of you when I tickle my kitten* this evening.

*That is not a euphemism.**

**Then again - hmmm.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Everyone has heard of lolcats
But less well known are loldogs.
I think becky might enjoy them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Thanks guys
it's appreciated.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Shelly - AKA stinkybumcat

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)

You can haz cat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:21, Reply)

What a wonderful thread
I think this may well be the nicest thing i've ever done for anybody online.

Also, my attempt at a ThunderCat

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)

More pookie


Cheer up love, it'll be okay.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:44, Reply)

This should help
90nz0.com/nice.php
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:03, Reply)