Sometimes
when I want to give myself a little treat, I'll cut my sandwiches diagonally to make little triangles. It makes me feel special.

What sad little things do you do to brighten up your miserable, insignificant life?

-10 points for 'I post on Off Topic'
+10 points for 'Kaol touches kids'
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:05, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

how many points for
your mum ?
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:10, Reply)

I
buy myself a scarf.

Weird know - but I think I have about 7 or 8 scarves now. My latest one is a rainbow shot silk one. I bought it to celebrate dropping my (hard) maths class.
I just like the feel of something soft on my neck is all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Hah!
This morning I cut mine and daughter's sandwiches diagonally instead of crossways to break the bready monotony.

If I feel I need a good start to the day, I bang one out before I get up.

I'm sure I'm not the only one.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:12, Reply)

No3l
I do that too.

And I'm not talking about cutting sandwiches diagonally.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:13, Reply)

@Bert
I'm going to do that to my sandwiches today in your honour.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:13, Reply)

I bang one out
over your sandwiches.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:15, Reply)

You guys all seem
to cut your sandwiches either vertically or horizontally as the norm - yes?

I've always cut mine diagonally!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:17, Reply)

I can't believe I'm actually going to say this
but the secret third option is to cut your sandwiches half-way between cross-wise and diagonally, giving a different take on the whole saga.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Stop with the sandwiches!
Give your own examples!

Fudboy, I'll give you three points for my mum.

i knocked one out this morning, it's always good.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Cut them into 8th's
diagonally, then horizontally and vertically :)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Heheh
My work here is done.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:32, Reply)

People who cut sausage sandwiches diagonally are idiots
2 out of 4 corners will have a tiny nub of sausage that will fall out as soon as you pick it up. A fact that has to be explained anew to each temp canteen worker.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)

While loving that bert's feeling special thread has been sidetracked into a discussion on sandwich slicing,
When I need a treat I eschew a healthy dinner in favour of kebab meat and chips in a tray with extra chili sauce.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:39, Reply)

I sit on No3l's face
Your sig properly made me laugh, thanks No3l :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Garlic Mayo for mine please LiC!
*wonders why he is single*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:41, Reply)

^
because you're weird and creepy and look kinda funny? :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Ethel
By default it comes with mayo and chili, I just ask for extra chili.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:52, Reply)

I don't cut my sandwiches at all
I leave them as big doorsteps and stuff them in my gob.

I'm right elegant, me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Light
That is precisely my after-beer dinner of champions!

TGB: You're most welcome ;)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Typical Scotsman, K2k6
I bet you deep fry them as well don't you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04, Reply)

During a shit/depressing/tough day at work
I play music, loudly (headphones, natch). And I headbang, drum my feet on the floor, and air drum.

In short, it looks like I flid out in the corner of the room. That brightens other people's days as well, but God forbid they laugh at me. I have a Nerf shotgun next to me to deal with any mockers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:15, Reply)

*mocks Lab*
hahah you're nerf gun can't reach me! *dances*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:17, Reply)

TGB
You loved my car-dancing during the JK Game.

JK Game - Whilst listening to Jamaroquai (sp?), you HAVE to dance whenever JK commands you to.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, Reply)

the car dancing was brilliant
And he tells you to dance quite a lot!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:20, Reply)

That's cos JK's a cunt
Fucking stupid hat wearing arse biscuit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:24, Reply)

He's
got some nice cars though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I too,
Was going to say... Why cut Sandwiches??

Never have done and never will!

The saddest thing I do is crank up a real upbeat song like The Clash - Death or Glory all the way upto 11, pickup my guitar and play along pretending I'm playing a gig. It feels great!

But I always feel so dirty after...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)