Suggestions, please
Been roped into some fucking awful fancy dress twattery with the Mrs...

Couples have to go in fancy dress which compliments each other.

I suggested I dress up as St. George, and she wouldn't have to get a costume as she'd be the dragon. (She was not amused).

Any ideas on a great fancy dress costume double act that requires fuck all effort?

I'm only going for the free booze...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:42, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Adam and Eve
A few fig leaves, and you're sorted.

Or if you wish to represent them in the period before the consumption of the forbidden fruit, you can do away with the fig leaves.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Blues brothers/Men in black
You just need suits and sunglasses.

But as she's female you might not get away with that. How about she does her hair up and slaps on the make up, you slick your hair back and become incredibly boring? You'd instantly be Al Bundy and his wife.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Get her to go naked, except for black shoes and black gloves
Tell everyone she's the Five of Spades.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:50, Reply)

I went to a fancy dress party as Sid Vicious once.
All it took was a large holey jumper, old pair of jeans ripped, safety pins and a studded dog collar.

Cheap as chips.

Your Mrs could be Nancy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Fake moustache, angry stare, baby doll
Fritzl and his daughter?

EDIT what PJM said^^^
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, Reply)

How about
Bonnie and Clyde?
Micky and Mallory Knox (from Natural Born Killers)
Fred and Rosemary West?

Yes, there's a theme.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Dress her in a magenta testicle outfit
paint yourself magenta and off you go , CDC
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, Reply)

PJM's idea
gets my vote
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:55, Reply)

She can go as a monk
You can go as a nun.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Google is your friend.
www.bargainfancydress.co.uk/cat--Religious-Costumes--AF140.html
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Loads
of ideas there, good people.

Cheers - quite like PJM's... but somehow don't think Liz will go for it...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:01, Reply)

PJM's idea won't work...
...she is shaved.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Bishop and Actress.
She could have a "novelty truncheon" to beat you with.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, Reply)

@DrTugnut
Ha! No she isnt shaved! She waxes....

....hang on a minute....
( SpankyHanky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:03, Reply)

If you dress in grey
and carry her on your back you could be a snail. She would just be Michelle.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Geekery
Bleach your hair (or spray it white), wear a leather coat, look cross.

Put the missus in a nice norktacular mediaeval dress. Possibly apply a sharp blow to the head so she looks slightly stunned.

Voila, Spike and Drusilla.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Just swap clothes
Piece of piss!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Shaved?
Okay, the four of spades then.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Improvisation
at its best!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:12, Reply)

^ Spanky....
As a gynaecologist I know these things.

In fact, free check ups for all the laydeez in the house - just book into a Travelodge and give me a time/date.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:18, Reply)

OOOH! Got it!
Go as Jack and Jill. The pail would come in handy for the free booze, or indeed for use by the over-indulged in the taxi on the way home.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Get yourself..
a wheelchair and a speak 'n spell.

you can go as Prof Hawkins (of the Stephen variety) and she can bumble along as his aide.

The best bit? You'll have a seat all night.

Alternativel, go as Fred and Rose West. They compliment each other nicely. Grow some Mungo-Gerry-Sideburns, get your doris some massive specs and then start murdering people and sticking them in the cellar.

Simples.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:20, Reply)

dom and sub?
Who plays who is up to you
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Officer and gentleman
she doesn't even have to dress up then (although you'll need to grab a US naval uniform from somewhere...)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:28, Reply)

White sheet, length of rope, boot polish:
Ta-daaaaa!

Ku Klux Klansman and victim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Easy - I've seen this one win a prize at a fancy dress competition
She dresses up as a French tart - tight stripey t-shirt, pencil skirt, neck scarf, heels, fishnets, beret, smokes a gitane and has heavy red lipstick - a FAB outfit.

He dresses like a hospital patient - gown, dressing gown, bandaged head, drip and the very important colostomy bag (fake...hopefully).

Continent and Incontinent.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Both go naked
Bar yourself with a strip of sandpaper attached to your crotch, and your Mrs with a fish attached to hers.

If anyone asks, you're Dick Emery and Fanny Haddock.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:18, Reply)