Howdy my lovelies!!
*bounces into b3taland*

How are you all today? What're you having for lunch - and - more importantly - what colour are you underpants?

I had an apple an a peanut butter sammage and my underpants are blue!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 8:22, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not wearing pants, just my goony.
lunch will be ham, cheese and pickle sarny.
i am well today, if a little achey and tired.
and confused.
yesterevening i somehow managed to confuse workboresme with you and posted a reply referring to the sunday morning VC/TD/Blaireau 3some. even when TD pointed out my error i didn't understand. and i think i've made myself look a bit prick-ish.
can't even blame intoxication of any description.
mental exhaustion?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 4 May 2009, 8:32, Reply)

brekkie
Is sheeddies and pants are commando :D
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:33, Reply)

gonna make apple and almond waffles for b-fast.
and good morning BTW
;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 4 May 2009, 8:35, Reply)

ahhhhh blaireau
I feel so noteworthy and am glad to be such an obvious piece of furniture in your weird life.

edmund - what the hell are sheeddies?

And going commando feels a little strange for girls if the pants aren't sewn right.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 8:39, Reply)

@VC
Apologies, Shreddies - breakfast cereal which is all of the win!

Female anatomy is proof of any higher being having feminine wiles, simply that male genitals are on the outside.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 4 May 2009, 8:43, Reply)

edmund
should try wearing a dress without underpants. feels weird.

never again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:03, Reply)

VC
As a Scotsman I wear a kilt without underpants and its a strangely liberating feeling...
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Morning all this fine MayDay
I am having no breakfast (currently). I'm debating a bowl of cereal in a bit, or I may venture out to see what's open for serving/selling ingredients for a cooked breakfast.

My underpants, once I put some on, will be blue.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Morning :)
Lunch will be some form of sandwich, possibly cheese spread and peanut butter. Pants are..... Blue. And now people are giving me odd looks for checking. How are ya all?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:21, Reply)

yummy homemade waffles!
Nom-tastic.
anyone fancy one?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:21, Reply)

I would love some Blair
/winks roguishly
/laughs at self for being such a twat
/noms happily.


Wow - we're all wearing blue pants today!!

Edmund - this dress was a very long (ankle length) summer dress - and it felt liberating yes - but I was just worried about the dress blowing up!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:28, Reply)

VC
One of the reasons that I'm glad that kilts are made of 2.3m of wool! They don't blow up unless I'm out with the rugby club at a social and then its us being sociable ;)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:31, Reply)

okay vc
i'll just go and whisk up another mix of batter, just for you!

just like sunday morning but without TD LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

ahaha "sociable"
I get ya.

That said - I wouldn't say no to doing it again.
it's very very naughty/nice feeling. it's even better when you go to the beach cos then when no one is around you can just whip off the dress and wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee run as fast as you can into the freezing cold icy water, gasping and swearing when the shock sinks in and the goosebumps rise so high your skin feels like sandpaper and your body shivers so hard it's nearly convulsions.

I've never done that. Nope. Not me.*

may contain traces of lies*

EDIT: Ta blaireau :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:36, Reply)

I read that as
"wanks roguishly"

and it didn't seem out of place.

New plan: drive towards local Tesco.

If Subway is open enroute, stop in and get a Breakfast Sub.
If Subway is not open, continue to Tesco and buy sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding, mushrooms.

It's good to have a plan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:37, Reply)

VC
That sounds like a GORGEOUS plan to hit the beach late at night - although the sea here in the UK is a lot colder than it is in Oz, I'm afraid.

As for being sociable ... ;), well we've a couple of regular events this winter so I'll send you an invitation when you get here?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:43, Reply)

I like the plan
my plan for tomorrow is
-go to school
-go to my friends house
-go out for said friend's birthday tea with mates *shudder*
-go out to movies after tea to watch wolverine (again with other mates *shudder*)
-go back to stay night at friend's place, get royally drunk, fall asleep on couch
-stagger into school next day, probably hungover.

EDIT - not sure what your average temperature is but where I am varies between 6 degrees in winter and 12 degrees in summer for the ocean temp. On a really stinking hot day it might rise to 15 degrees. mmmmm
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

hmm depends on what you mean by "regular events".
and whether or not I can bring my special friend. Don't really want to travel much alone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:48, Reply)

my mission for this merry month of may is to experiment with waffles...
to try a new waffle-batter recipe every day (or maybe just most days, don't want to get waffled-out).
results so far:
banana batter sticks to waffle iron even though non-stick. must be something to do with burnt banana sugars. tastey nonetheless but a subtle acrid aftertaste spoiled the experience.
ham, cheese and onion an unmitigated success. need to chop ham and onion very fine, cheese grated.
apple and almond the best yet, gonna make more later.
this evening gonna try something with cocoa or chocolate, most probs cocoa to avoid chocburnage.

anyone got any suggestions? willing to try most things, will post results in a special waffle-thread.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)

try rhubarb Blair
rhubarb works brilliantly with just about any baked good if done right. Hmmmmmmm*drools*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:51, Reply)

except rhubarb is skankyfowl in my opinion...
one of the few things i don't eat. sorry petal x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 4 May 2009, 9:53, Reply)

VC
Of course! The events are typically in London anyway :)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 4 May 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Crunchy nut cornflakes
as my brunch, and NO pants today! That, however, will of course change later when I go to work...The seam on my security trousers would be far too distracting with no knickers on! Therefore, I rather suspect they will be black ones tonight. Does that answer the question sufficiently??
( bentalls In my head, I am a ninja, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:13, Reply)

right folks, i'm off to fix someones central heating...
but first i shall get dressed.
and i'm gonna buck the b3ta trend and wear red pants!
PFTW
b x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 4 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Boo Subways
was shut, so I have purchased bacon, sausage and black pudding from that there Tescos. I think I shall have a sausage, bacon and black pudding sandwich rather than a plated breakfast. It's just more satisfying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I have just finished consuming a fried bacon and egg sandwich
I am not wearing any underpants today; I have opted for tights instead. They are purple.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

eeek
Potty! I'm wearing purple tights to my best friend's 18th tomorrow. wheeeeee
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 May 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Groovy
I'm off to make lunch now - probably another sandwich, but this time garlic sausage and jalapenos.

And maybe some salad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Eeek!
I will wash these tonight and wear them again tomorrow. Then we shall be the purple tights... something. Although I'll get strange looks if I wear the skirt tomorrow (boooo).
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 4 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)