The previous replies have moved too far to the right
Let's carry on here. Who's cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing? And who other than Bert, would liek to lick my shoulder blades. And who would like to motorboat TGB from both the front and teh back.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well I don't have a cock, but if I did it would pre cum as my vag does
I've licked your face

I wouldn't want to motorboat TGB, used goods. *nods*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, Reply)

getting a wet vag isn't really pre-cum,
unless you actually gush when you properly cum.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Can't say I do

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, Reply)

It strikes me as being unfortunate really
since you would need rubber sheets on your bed if you wanted to have a crafty wank, or you could only have sex in the bathroom or the kitchen where the lino is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Does the good lady Al not get moist when you're pleasuring her then
Going in dry is never fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, Reply)

It is if you're a rapist

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

You're naaaaaasty

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

He is isn't he
it can't be nice going in dry even if you are a rapist. You should carry some lube around with you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:01, Reply)

Too fiddly
imagine holding her down while you're trying to apply the vag. You'd need some help. That's why, when you rape, you should always rape in numbers.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

When I said vag I meant lube

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

For when the occaision strikes
as it were

Christ, I sound like I'm condoning rape.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Only on Bert
and frankly, if he lets himself get that drunk that he can't give proper consent, then he deserves it.

This does not apply to anyone else, before the lynch mob gets fired up.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, Reply)

I gave consent
it wasn't rape, I concede that
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:13, Reply)

You pussy.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:16, Reply)

I still contest the rest
it was premeditated, she only made it public because I'd slightly annoyed her to make me out to be an irreproachable human being.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:18, Reply)

You are highly reproachable
and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, Reply)

Pfft
I used the wrong word, what's the word I wastrying to think of?

Christ I'm tired, I've been at work since 8

Reprehensible?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, Reply)

yes you are.
Highly so.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Gaaah!
My internet eyes!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:56, Reply)

Oh like that's worse than reading about Spakka's exploits DG

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

True
But I'm about to have me tea, I don't want my appetite spoiled by imagining spaks initial post and everyone else's gush comparisons.

Oh, alright then
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

The pre-cum discussion
Or the tiered replies, DG?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Does your cock do the pre-cum thing that spakkas does DG?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, Reply)

I thought Spak's didn't do that...?
Or has he got it fixed now?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

You've kind of avoided the point of my question there buddy
maybe I should ask your lovely mrs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

The Mrs says
Yes it does.

Gallons of the fucking stuff. You could hang wallpaper with it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:05, Reply)

I like the thought
of hanging wallpaper with geordie jizz.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Best jizz in the wooorld, man
Industrial strength jizz that's sold by the fucking barrel load in branches of Focus across the county.

Can be used to hang wallpaper, or if frozen, makes a handy protein filled snack to hang out on bird feeders in the winter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Hmm
Think I'm glad I missed that particular opus of Spakka'a
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:01, Reply)