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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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haha
Well the credit crunch has brought about many a change. He said you'd get a discount though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Wookiee won't pay.
He's already giving himself away for free in alleyways.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)
That was a special introductory offer.
Not my fault you missed it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Damn my determination to honour commitments I'd made to friends.
DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)
Oooh, brilliant.
I shall start saving up.

Oh look, I've finished.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)
That was quick
You can get help for that though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Assistance
only makes it worse :(
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:24, Reply)
What
you actually come before you get aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:26, Reply)
I ejaculate backwards in time.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Through a wormhole?
Presumably this is how you can touch the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Oh dear.
The fact that it wouldn't touch the sides of yours doesn't make it small, pet.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)
Sweetheart, that wasn't sex we were doing, that was arm-wrestling.
No wonder you feel so frustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)
Are you suggesting
that my ludicrous fiddler-crab forearm wouldn't touch the sides either?

What have you been putting in there?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)
Al.
He's stretched me. Stretched me good.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)
I'm pretty sure
that you're not supposed to put him in head first.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:44, Reply)
That's what I tried to tell him,
the deviant bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)
Haha, I'm going to knick that line.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)
No wonder
you're free if you only last that long.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Tue 12 May 2009, 14:25, Reply)

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