OT, I put it to you...
That this is the best dialogue ever conceived on TeeVee:

"Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."
-Tobias Funke, from Arrested Development

Agree? Disagree? Do you have a better tellybox quote?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:05, 21 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Arrested Development
I've not seen that in ages!!!

I rather like it :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I've never watched it
and believe this is the case simply because whenever I am reminded of the rubbish 'non-threatening-rap' act Arrested Development, I have to take to the streets with a grappling iron, randomly slaying innocent bystanders.

And thus I miss the show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Mr Wendal
has freedom, a freedom that you and I think is dumb, free to be without the limits of a quick to dis society, 'cause Mr Wendal's a bum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah-yeaaaaaaah!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Mr Wendal?
That's his name. I never really knew his name...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Righto
Back in a bit - see you on the news
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:27, Reply)

'casue he's a no-one
never thought twice about spending money on an old bum, until I go the chance to really get to know one.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:27, Reply)

You've known
a few old bums in your time, I'll be bound
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I've had the odd sore bum
after a particularly fine tayyabs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I was there last Monday
Fuck me that place is EPIC.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Tayyabs of Shadwell?
Would this be Tayyabs down in the Shadwell area?

I've been meaning to go as it sounds rather good, recommended?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:16, Reply)

It's like 1993 on here...
...It'll be Urban Cookie Collective next.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 12 May 2009, 15:29, Reply)

That comes out every single time
either me or the mrs asks "have you got the keys?"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Spike to Giles:

"What's the matter, watcher? Whole life flash before you? 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, nearly got a shag, cuppa tea'..."

And this gem:

Cordelia: "Does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?"
Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:16, Reply)

My favourite line
was in season four when xander becomes the barman and they're walking through campus and he says "Nothing can defeat the penis!"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:21, Reply)

To be fair
you could pick virtually any episode of any season and get at least 3 memorable quotes.

Series 6, when their memories have been wiped and Spike is convinced he's Gile's son: "You called me Randy Giles? Why didn't you just go the whole hog and name me 'Desperate for a shag Giles?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Uncut Funk
Man's dying words to his mate as he goes off to get help
"Bring back some bitches"

Mate returns with bitches
"Quickly, can't you see he is dying. Lick his arsehole!"
( M o D, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:20, Reply)

You appear to have overlooked
'WhatchootalkinaboutWillis?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:28, Reply)

When Joey on Friends goes:
"How you doin'."

Gets me absolutely 100% every time. What a dreamboat.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Trailer Park Boys.
Poor Ricky. Trying to play spaceman with Bubbles:
"Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is rocketship 27. The aliens fucked over the carbinater in engine 4, I'm going to try and refuckulate it and land on Juniper and hopefully get some Space Weed, over."
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Life on Mars
Gene Hunt: So far this investigation's moving at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 May 2009, 20:53, Reply)