Mastodon
Right, so Mastodon are playing in Islington, and one of you cunts, yes, that's what I said, one of you cunts has got my ticket. It's mine by rights because I really really wanted to go but I was out on Site when the tickets went on sale and one of you sneaky fuckers got in before me and bought my ticket.

So i'm going to give you a chance. If you've got my ticket, you just need to own up and let me buy it off you for face value (plus whatever fees and postage you got charged, i'm not unreasonable).

If you're really quick, i'll consider paying slightly more than that (slightly mind, no taking the piss).

So there you go, there's your chance to put things right and go home with your conscience clean.

But if you don't, well, lets just say, you don't want to meet someone the size of me down an alley while i'm crying and throwing up after missing the gig. It's not pretty. And you'll feel really bad about what you did. And you'll probably get wee on your shoes.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:41, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ahem.
Mastodon Faith No More, Islington Brixton, out on Site when the tickets went on sale not already going to be seeing them at Download, what the fuck was that all about eh?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Was it Kaol?
Was it that fucking lairy cunt Kaol!? Has he got our tickets?

FUCKER!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Nope,
I'm gonna see 'em at Download, so didn't need to get Brixton-tickets.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:51, Reply)

That was me
I'm going to see FNM at Brixton.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Mastodon
Are just soooo Pleistocene.
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:48, Reply)

aHEM
Mastodon Nine Inch Nails are playing in Islington the O2 Arena but I was out on Site when the tickets went on sale tickets sold out in under two minutes, and I was one of the unlucky fewmany.

I hate touts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Bwahahahaha
*Keeps long flappy coat firmly closed*

*Lurks on street corner*

*Stashes bootleg T-shirts firmly out of sight*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Also,
Mastodon FNM Nine Inch Nails Pearl Jam are playing in Islington Brixton the O2 Arena but I was out on Site when the tickets went on sale, sold out in under two minutes, and I was one of the unlucky fewmany.

I hate touts.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:57, Reply)

my bro got some
the cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Mastodon
Who?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Yep.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:01, Reply)

MAN THE FUCK UP YOU WHINEY GET.
I hear there is still tickets for Britney.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)

What?
Does Britney like Mastodon then? Have they been left at the door for her?

Who'd have thought it!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:35, Reply)