I have an embarrassing question.
I was talking to the mr vampyrecat today and he quoted "ooo Matron!".

When I honestly confessed I had no idea what the hell he was on about - he said to ask you lot.

So please - someone enlighten me?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Google Carry on films : )
All will be revealed. *snigger*
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Carry on.
Carry on indeed. (google it)
(CaptainInnuendo One mouthful contains all your vitamin C needs., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Wow
I predict this thread is going to turn in to quite a carry on...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Did you see that?
We all posted on your thread at the same time! (Oooh, Matron!)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Kenneth Williams.
Late, great, HUGE nose.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Eh?
there's a "Mr" VC? I thought you were sat on the other side of the bus, if you know what I mean?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, Reply)

aye there is
I sit in the middle nowadays. Cos I'm all greedy and all, like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Aye, greedy she is
She's stealing men from me now!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Are you batting for t'other side?
Got any pics?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I've batted for both for quite some time
Makes the threesome ratio largely irrelevent.

No pics though. Yet.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

The might of Sid James
There should be a Matron in everyone's life.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, Reply)

hmmm
wonder if you can get this in OZland?
/makes mental note to check dvd library next time in town.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, Reply)

This is what you need
www.torrentz.com/6533761a49af98a828f1351b5dfb93b084171278
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, Reply)

But Mr Geordie!
That'd be all illegal and stuffs!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:15, Reply)

But so will you when you end up in the UK
so it's alright.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Oi no fair
I'm going to be perfectly legal thank you very much. Legal Age, legal job, legal visa, legal everything.
So Nerr.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Yup
You shouldn't have any problems getting any of them over there
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:16, Reply)

ta spikey
you still up for drinks and music and pubs when we get round to it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

What he said
We also may a new addition to our little Macclesfield B3TA bashes (most Fridays, an exclusive group of 2!!!) - KIP!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Explain?
Am confused!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:36, Reply)

That's not hard!
Another B3TAN has moved near to us so may possibly join us for a pint or 2 sometime
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Ah!
Sweet! Who? And define near?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Kip - Cheadle
Pay attention lad!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Ah!
Sweet!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Don't bother
Carry on films are shit.
so are people that quote them, I would probably dump him if I were you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

no way.
he's too lovely to dump.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Well then you better tell him to buck up his comedy ideas.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:47, Reply)

ahahah
I'll survive the humour. It's no worse then my own.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Try watching a carry on film,
I'm sure you'll find yourself coming round to my way of thinking.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Funny in their day. Not so much now.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:04, Reply)

How apt
My brother is a project manager for a luxury kitchens firm - we're talking £100k kitchens here - their customers are always massively rich and frequently insane.

Yesterday he went to a house in Kensington where the woman answered the door in a dressing gown and, I shit ye not, asked him if 'he fancied a bit of crumpet'. He stammered a negative reply and she said 'I was just about to toast some'. She then went on to tell him she had no knickers on, asked if he liked her legs and started doing some kind of weird yoga shit when they were supposed to be planning her kitchen.

Before you start thinking that this is some more of that old internet lying, she was about 60, rough as arseholes and reeked of sherry - at 8am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:28, Reply)

That will be me soon : /
Except it will in a terraced house and I'll reek of vodka.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:33, Reply)

Excellent news!
I'll be round in the morning
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I'd take a big run at that with my cock out.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:01, Reply)