Having had some dental work done on Tuesday
I am currently dosed up to the tits on (fairly strong) painkillers.

Having not had any for a while, I feel a bit spaced out; what are the best painkillers you've had, and why?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:23, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A choice between...
Dihydrocodeine and Diclofenac.

The former was fantastic, I felt nothing, it's like my whole body was numb. I had backache at the time and they were excellent. They weren't even mine, were my mate's prescription.

The latter I was prescribed for something or another, it's basically a NSAID (anti-inflammatory) but it put me on the moon.
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Aha
I'm on Paracetamol and Dihyrocodeine at the moment. Made my pupils minature!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

Funny how you mention it...
But I've got a mouth infection of some sort at the moment. My GP prescribed Erythromycin as an antibiotic but I've been managing the pain with (and I know it sounds painful) swabbing the area with TCP, rinsing with Corsodyl mouthwash and taking the odd ibuprofen. Working really well for me!

Don't bother with Bonjela, it's useless.
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Cocaine
It's good for all occasions :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

You can't go wrong with a couple of co-codomol to help you float through the day.
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( girlinthehole, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah, but...
after taking 8 a day to kill blocked aorta pains, try and have a shit. Its impossible. Maybe TMI, but you do tend to get spaced out on 30/500 co-codamol. Weeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:26, Reply)

hmmm
Marijuana. Always good for headaches and stufffffff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Agreed
This is the best painkiller... I use it when my knee starts playing up.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Yup
Headache is as good an excuse as any!

I do love that stuff you get for general anastheyic too. Last time I went in for some dental work a ma-housive African man said he was going to give me 'that friday night feeling' and started chuckling to himself as I went off with the fairies...
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Morphine
Took the pain of a broken leg away, and replaced it with hallucinations of graffiti on false ceilings and boobies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I've had that
too. All I can say is that I can understand why people get addicted to it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I hate morphine
Every time I've been administered it, I get pretty strong hallucinations. I hate the thought of losing my mind to anything - if the situation came around again, I'd have to think hard about whether to have it or not.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Morphine, without a doubt
Had been in terrible pain for about 12 hours when collapsed and taken into A&E. Registrar there hit me up with 5mg of morphine and ... wow. Sudden pink elephants.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

MAN

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

THE

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

FUCK

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

UP

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, Reply)

^ this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:16, Reply)

I don't know
When I eventually came to, al refused to tell me what he'd put in my orange juice.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:47, Reply)

hash laced with opium at the tailend of a cough medecine trip
As I lay back shadowy dancing girls flitted out of the corners of the room and a TV with the sound off provided inspiration for the world's funniest comedy show. Absolutely the best feeling ever but probably addictive and that.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Tramadol 50mg
Take 2, 4 times a day and all your back pain will go away. Guaranteed.
Also guaranteed is a floating feeling of general well-being and lots of sleep.
And constipation.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 16 May 2009, 16:18, Reply)