Rejoice with me!
I get to take an actual proper day off this weekend for the first time in a month. Now what can I do?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:58, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Might I suggest Porn?
You know it makes sense...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:00, Reply)

You don't have many ambitions in life
Do you? Think outside the box now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Clearly he was thinking
in her box.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Pfft. Lets face it... you were the one asking an internet forum what to do on your day off....
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:08, Reply)

If you're any good at fitting bathrooms
You can get the train to Bradford chop-chop and give me a hand.

I've been at it since 07.00 this morning and all I've managed to achieve so far is an unholy mess...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I would probably manage that actually
But unfortunately I don't really want to go to Bradford.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:03, Reply)

That makes two of us
If I can get this wreck of a house into some sort of respectable order I can sell it and move to somewhere a little more pleasant.

Racial strife is boiling again here - the BNP are on a big offensive (in both senses of the word) for the local elections.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:09, Reply)

hey dude...
leave it to us professionals...
ahem.
x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Big Chief!
I'm denigrating my efforts a bit.

I'm not doing too badly - ahead of schedule although I've been at it 15 hours.

Toilet replaced painlessly, bath out, two new joists in with assistance from brother-in-law.

Have to work Sunday but I have the rest of next week off.

I'd like to be finished by Wednesday so I can watch our brave boys whoop the asses of the the Windies at Headingley on Thursday with a sense of achievement.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

blair!
how goes it you fluffy git?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 1:12, Reply)

Sleep
Simple, sounds boring but su much fun when you wake up naturally and you feel all warm and cosy, not wanting to get up...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Booze
Get drunk on cheap whisky and have a depressed wank.
(knackerz is skinning up, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:35, Reply)