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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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but the threesome is only ever me, blair and td. it'd feel odd having someone else sit in.
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I promise not to b0rk the camera with my gooey lube.
BTW. I've set off and am now waiting for my tube.
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:09, Reply)

only invite a 3rd party to the party if you have checked with the recipient 1st!
funny, cos i never would have guessed you were THAT fussy VC, after all you like TD and myself...surely a sign of low standards?
god, i'm feeling a bit abrasive today. not like carbarundum, just feel like i could have a reet good argument with someone. any takers?
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)

munter who needs his botty wiped by his mummy.
ball's in your court.
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:22, Reply)

are a skanky antipodean harlot who cannot even decide which side of the toast to butter.
and yes, i like having my arse wiped by my mummy. it helps to keep us "close".
now get a mouthfull of these...
balls in your mouth!
(see what i did there? did you?)
ps: where did Ed go?
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

at least I *have* toast to dither over buttering!
You norn get!
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

you slack-orificed southern trollop.
there is only 1 correct use for butter (apart from forming the cornerstone of a healthy scottish diet), as demonstrated by marlon brando in "last tango in paris".
my mum and i can show you when you come to visit...
if they let you into the country. i would imagine the authorities will stick you in solitary until they have thoroughly disinfected and sterilised you...
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

what you just told me you and your mother would be showing me sounded very wrong indeed.
And my orifices are nay slack you forrin pasty wench!
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:47, Reply)

ahem, went too far then?
and what my mum and i get up to is not wrong, simply alternative. you foul, scrofulous wombat-fiddler.
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 9:53, Reply)

they're not wombats - they're echidnas. I like a little prickling on my thighs...
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 10:11, Reply)

LOL very bristly at the moment, must get the clippers out...
do you need a trim?
( , Sun 17 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)
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