Pfft !
And they say the home sweet home thread is dead.

*dishes out mint aero balls*


My favourite at the moment.
( girlinthehole, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:36, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*noms Aero balls*
*snickers at the word balls*
How are you BGB?
*huggles*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I'm fine hon.
Had a run, a bath and my dinner and now I shall watch TV, if I can find anything. I may just have an Alien afternoon and watch all the Alien boxed set.
( girlinthehole, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

icky Alien
*shudders*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Ooh I love those Aero balls
I have ridiculously chocolatey fox's cookies atm nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:41, Reply)

ssssshhh
they might hear you!

this is the, erm, Completely Unfluffeh Nasty Thread.

*giggles*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:44, Reply)

question.
are you a tad drunk at all tulip dear?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:46, Reply)

no!
I'm at work!

*shocks*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

So?
I've been a tad drunk at work before... *is actually a lie. I was only a little tipsy!*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Erm, no
I'd get sacked.

And then probably done for DUI.

So no, all round - a Bad Idea.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

in all fairness
my boss was the one who got me tipsy. Showing me how to make drinks for my bartending traineeship and then making me "taste" them to see what they should be like.
And I don't have to drive.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 13:59, Reply)

@ tulip
Indeed it is!

*horrids*
*nasties*

Yer mum etc.

Think I've covered the track there:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:55, Reply)

you're SO nasty!
*cries*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:57, Reply)

*soothes*
*wipes tears away*

No, I can't keep up the pretence!

*fluffehs*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Fluffeths and huggles and internet cake
FTW. Screw the evil fuckers who don't like it they don't appear to be here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:56, Reply)

^^
Maybe they're at church:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:03, Reply)

^^
either that or telling their real life friends how to have conversations

"No, you can't reply in a polite and linear way, we've all to have 8 million conversations all at once, and oh, if I don't like it, or I get bored, I'm going to assume the power of veto, forbid it, expect you all to comply, and then bitch about it endlessly if I don't like that either"
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Wow, MIss Tulip
That's very vociferous:)

One of the many reasons you're all of the fun!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

why thank you
*looks around shiftily*

Want to hear a secret?

you know the mysterious, unassuming, secret person who secretly rules the interwebs from a garden shed somewhere at the other end of the universe?

*looks round shiftily again*

Well...


... it's not me.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)

You mean.,....
You fibbed?

*giggles*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

that's right, I fibbed
it IS me, and if you don't all do as I say, well, there's not much I can do about it!

Bwahahahaha!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sun 17 May 2009, 14:45, Reply)