Celebrity MPs
Ester Rantzen says she wants to be my MP in darkest Luton, instead of the sitting moneygrabber.

Which celebrity would you like as your MP? I think Barry Cryer would get my vote. We could all have a laugh then.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:32, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jack Dee
For Prime Minister.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:08, Reply)

Have you had an accident at work?
Personally, anyone who's done one of those appalling 'accident at work' ads should never work again, let alone become an MP.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:09, Reply)

I'd have Bill Bailey
He would make an excellent MP.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Terry Wogan for foreign minister
he's had experience with Eurovision.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:36, Reply)

Dog, the Bounty Hunter
He'd get all the kids off the ice, bra.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:37, Reply)

I fucking love that show
to my shame.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:57, Reply)

No shame in that
I think it's the best thing on TV by a country mile.

I could watch it all day...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:04, Reply)

stephen fry
He'd make an excellent PM I fear
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:12, Reply)

Charlie Brooker
for Prime Minister. Mark Steele for home secretary.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:16, Reply)

PJM for prime minister.
Kaol for home secretary.

Chickenlady for foreign affairs.

Pooflake for chancellor of the exchequer. (lets face it, he couldn't do any worse).
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:36, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Sure, why not.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Gis a job!
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, Reply)

You can be
The Home Secretary's secretary.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:14, Reply)

fack off mate
I want to be minister for CRIME.

*I've got a Dog-on today for some reason*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)