She's only banned from Thai theatres.
No one should be allowed to do that to a ping pong ball.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

theatres restaurants.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)

ping pong ball prawn won ton
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

You just HAD to make it public knowledge didn't you?
Honestly, I thought we talked about this!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)

If I'd invented the cure for Cat AIDS,
You wouldn't expect me to keep it quiet from the public, would you?
This is a similar revelation.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, Reply)

But surely the cure for cat AIDS
is for you to stop spreading it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Well yeah...
But it tastes so good :(
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:17, Reply)

You like the taste of cat AIDS?
You're the reason why we have cat aids
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I am,
Sorry to cats everywhere.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:22, Reply)

It does taste great

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Did you hear
What MM said about those jars?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Oh fuck off you horrible boys

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

What did she say?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

That a doctor friend of hers
Said Shippams Paste jars are the most commonly-retrieved foreign object from the human anus, in the UK.
Apparently it's because they're the perfect shape for pushing haemorrhoids back in :\
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Brilliant!
I'm trying this when I get home.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

For the record,
I don't keep my cat-AIDS in my bum.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Of course you don't
You wouldn't be able to infect more cats that way. You keep it in your oversized, shaven ballsack
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

For the first time in living memory
I currently have a jar of Shipphams in my fridge. I actually bought it the weekend after meeting MM at Dok's birthday bash. Coincidence?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Ahaha!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

That's more like it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)