Al is unacceptable
discuss
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:20, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

agreed
but can anyone really be arsed to do anything about him and his stupid piratey moustache/beard?
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Al
He's another angry b3tan who's nice and polite in real life.

I suspect within Al lurks his co-joined evil twin. Possibly a bit like Cuato from Total Recall.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 20 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

"See you at the party Richter"
Indeed. Al knows I love him really.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:29, Reply)

No you don't
You secretly hate me and my despicable english ways.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Curse you, I've been rumbled
You know that at the heart of all Scotsmen is the desire to kill every Sassenach on the globe to the very last man.
( djtrialprice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Every Bigfoot?
I've never even been to Canada
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Thank God someone else thinks this.
I thought I was alone in my opinion.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I don't think he's unacceptable
I do think he's a bit nasty sometimes when he doesn't have to be though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Ok, I was kidding, but you guys actually mean it
Quick Al, to the Accord of justice
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I revving that mother fucker
so it wakes the dead.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Quick! To the ragemobile!
My aspergers sense is tingling!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I only hate him because he doesn't fancy me.
My flirty ways have no effect on him.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

That's probably because he's a wooftah.
:)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Meme-fail.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

:(
Looks like Slip is the new Al...
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:48, Reply)

You're not Al.
I know who you are, sunshine.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Uncalled for I feel.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

You'd've done the same.
You're just too slow.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I double failed as I didn't mean to reply to you

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Meme-fail?
This isn't /talk.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:00, Reply)

I know.
But THE WORLD IS MY BITCH.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

Does that mean I'm your bitch too?
*hopes*
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Why would you want to be Kaol's bitch?
Far better to be someone elses.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:15, Reply)

I have masochistic tendancies.
I'll be anyone's bitch : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Indirectly, yeah.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Ooh...
Controversial.

Al is in reality a lovely fluffy beardy bloke with a lovely missus and a desire for world peace, justice and the desire to see every car on UK roads be a Honda Accord.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

VROOOOOOOOOM!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

He's also my father.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Al is definitely
an unacceptable discus. He is, however, a superb javelin.

*EDIT* he's a fucking spam javelin at any rate
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:26, Reply)

I'm a dreadful javelin
I'm all floppy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Artifical Intelligence or althegeordie?
Sorry, font is misleading to us old people.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I thought AI
was artificial insemination?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

ROBO-AL
CALLING YOU A CUNT IN A MONOTONE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Al Hawking?

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Or even
Al Hawking.

Edit - bugger, ninja'd already!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Your powers are weak,
Old man.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Hmm
*looks up recipe for kryptonite*

*dons white coat*

*goes off to raid chemical cupboards in the lab*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:47, Reply)

It's not that kinda Super, sorry.

( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:51, Reply)

It's the
Other kind.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Oh, I see
Like in Supermarket?

Or Weston Super Mare?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:54, Reply)

More like Superglue.
Like regular glue, but super-er.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Ah!
*procures bottle of industrial strength solvent*

*pours over SuperKaol*

*observes dissolution*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Out of interest,
What would industrial strength solvent do to human skin?
Contact dermatitis?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Depends if you're also applying a match.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:06, Reply)

That's both tempting,
And foolhardy.
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Doesn't have to be industrial strength
I got it from working at Lush as a bubble bath demonstrator. I smelled great, but my skin was peeling off :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Bubble bath =/= Industrial solvents :p
But yeah, stuff like that can be a bitch, especially if you're sensitive to it. Which I'm guessing you are?
( Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Wasn't before
but I am now. Fucking vegan bunny loving cunts.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Depends what it is
Most will at the very least degrease the skin and make it hard and flaky. Alcohols will do this. Contact dermatitis can result from that or from a reaction with more aggressive solvents.

Some solvents are quite benign to humans, like ethyl acetate. That's why it's replaced acetone in nail varnish remover.

But you also get quite a few organic solvents which are pretty nasty. The chlorinated ones, for example dichloromethane (found in paint stripper), aren't good for you at all. They can also pass through the skin quite readily and into your system, where they can cause cancer and other maladies.

And let's not get started on benzene. Even though it's got a really nice smell.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I imagine
that he would look a lot like the robot devil from Futurama.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:43, Reply)