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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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banned again?
banned again implies there was a first time?
you can get banned from here?
I need more info
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think he's been banned twice before? Not sure. One of the more regular people will know more than I will.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:09, Reply)

but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. need his cuntyness.
you folks are fucking useless at being cunts - you're too nice to pull it off - no offence.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:12, Reply)

/hangs head in shame
We just cannot come to the level of Bert. Give me half an hour and I might be able to think up long and insulting. But my heart won't be in it to throw insults to someone as lovely as you.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:16, Reply)

I'm as lovely as the wicked witch of the west on her rags.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:18, Reply)

You as nice as mother fucking Teresa when she's got her extra nice had on and has been given a jolly good rodgering the nice before - you're as bad as fooling any of us as we are.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:22, Reply)

is there any possible way? is there like fuck.
hows things with the missus?
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:38, Reply)

Had a bit of an arguement last night because I didn't call her straight after the meeting yesterday. And then refused to tell her in minute detail about it last night. We'll sort ourselves out though.
I only said don't talk about it so we don't have to think about your huge flaps slapping around like an 80 year old's mouth with a Werthers Original.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:41, Reply)

/bokes.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:49, Reply)

I aim to please. I take it all is going well between you and yours?
Also: eyeballs.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 7:53, Reply)

And yes it's all swimmingly except for the one, teensy, tiny little obvious flaw.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 8:10, Reply)

by a Jaws-esque monster.
I'll wait and fly in a metal tube thanks.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 8:13, Reply)

The blubber surrounding your mid section will just amke it bounces off.
Ok, no more insults now. I'm not Bert and trying to be so will just make me look more like a tit
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 8:14, Reply)

( , Sun 24 May 2009, 8:16, Reply)

Never seen you though, so I can't really comment.
( , Sun 24 May 2009, 8:25, Reply)
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