Man the fuck up
had to be done
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks
:p - at least I'm being honest.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:21, Reply)

True
I'd have a good rant but it's about someone on here and then they'll read it and then ask loads of questions and that seems like way too much effort.

Instead I'll bitch about all the people that post shit about their fucking cats. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR CAT.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

You should. My cat speaks highly of you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:27, Reply)

Ooh ooh is it me is it me?
*bounces*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:27, Reply)

No
I have nothing to say to you at all. Not after that night *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I told you
I SLIPPED!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

But
My cats love you, and they don't even know you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:30, Reply)

I'd put your cats in the
washing machine and then dry them off in the microwave
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:31, Reply)

My cat pumpkin
used to like sleeping in the microwave whenever we left the door open.
true story.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Thanks
They can do with a wash.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:13, Reply)

TGB check my sig, you'll love it sooooooooooo much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:38, Reply)

It's not loading
So instead I poured bleach into my eyes which was a much more enjoyable experiance than watching anything to do with cats.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:52, Reply)

You'd like mine
he's huge and awesome
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I'm massively allergic to cats
I only like cats if they act like dogs.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Well he follows me around, comes when he's called and rolls on his back for belly rubs
dog like enough?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Yep...
...I imagined cuntyballs Hugh Grant making that speech in some dreadful Richard Curtis film.

Or Tom 'Not Gay' Cruise.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I can
insert the word "gosh" and put on a floppy haired wig if it helps?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:25, Reply)

That would be great...
...and then leave her to get a blow job from a crack-whore.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I'd rather not.
If G comes back, it's for good.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:44, Reply)

You mean...
...you will keep her in the freezer?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:49, Reply)

No
I'll desist from recklessly being a cunt
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Ladies..
..like that sort of thing. (Not being a reckless cunt that is.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Yeah
they like being kept in the freezer a lot less.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:14, Reply)

having said that...
...they do stop complaining after you shut the lid.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

If
I could get Richard Curtis to make it that'd help.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:28, Reply)