Just in case anybody didn't know...
Cold showers in the middle of winter, Icy cold showers that make your breath come into gasps and your feet, hands and scalp go numb, are fairly shite.

And strangely awakening.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:52, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you been caught masturbating?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:53, Reply)

Who hasn't

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)

I meant this morning
or this evening, or whatever time she took a shower in upside downland.

I've never been caught masturbating myself, just someone else. Twice.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:57, Reply)

disgraceful behaviour

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:59, Reply)

No -
Our hot water is broken. :(

And I've never been caught. Nearly have been once or twice though...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:01, Reply)

maybe you'll be caught by the plumber when he comes round

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

It's easier for girls to avoid getting caught
as they can look so innocent (and things stand out less and are generally less messy).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:30, Reply)

are you fucking kidding me?
Less mess? Innocent?!

/laughs
/wheezes
/leaks tears of laughter
/gasps.

oh you're funny you are.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Come on, I said "look" innocent
We know the truth about you around here! (And generally less messy, not always)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

A seconed peek in the same session doesn't count.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I have working central heating and hot water
lolz
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:53, Reply)

They work well
They'll wither wake you up and strink, or wake you up and go stiff...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)

I love freezing showers but only when I'm being whacked across the bum with a big stick.
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:56, Reply)

perv

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Guilty as charged : )
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

This can be arranged
I charge very reasonable rates, even cheaper if you provice your own equipment.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Yes but......
Are you prepared to dress up in women's underwear and sing 'We are a family' by Sister Sledge.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:09, Reply)

for the right incentive
why not?
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Where have you been all my life : )
.
( girlinthehole, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:35, Reply)

practicing
(not the singing)
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Freezing showers?
If you're out late at night (e.g., doing a night-trek) then finding a waterfall and getting semi-nekkid in it is a *joy*
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Second only to getting completly starkers...

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Yup
but completely starkers one runs the risk of a frostnipped willie.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Cold showers are worse in the middle of summer.
I mean, seriously, what the crazy is going on?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

While out here in cyprus, I wake up every morning and go for a swim.
The pool is freezing at first, but then it warms up once I get moving (or take a piss).

I hate it while I'm doing it, but it's great to get out and dry in the sun.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Icy cold?
FFS, VC, you're in Australia. You should try having a cold shower in Scotland in January. Then you'd know the meaning of icy-cold!

Incidentally (not that I take cold showers much, as I'm a wuss that way and much prefer warmth), I find that a cold shower has the opposite effect on me to what it's supposed to. Which is odd, because I don't find freezing to death to be a particularly erotic thought.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:45, Reply)