Nowt wrong with nose picking
So long as it's done in private.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say that except for shooting your load, and dropping a good shite, grubbing out a long crusty green bogey from the deepest recesses of your nostrils is about as satisfying a feeling as you can have.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Sir
You have made me be a little sick in my mouth!

You utterly dire cad you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I could also add other things to the list
The first pee of the morning after a night of drinking.
Scratching an itch right in the middle of your back where it's almost impossible to reach.
Squeezing a big plook. (That's a pimple for you non-Scots)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Those
Are OK, so long as you don't squeeze the plook in somebodies face!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Tis half the fun doing it across a crowded underground carriage!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I have to give you that
It is very funny.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Or "zit" depending on
where ones ethnography is from

Note: k2k6 - been a *looooooooooong* time since I've heard plook - gaun yersel'
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Never heard the term Zit
Till I moved down to London.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:47, Reply)

your post has confirmed
that I dont want any lunch.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Sorry, HLT
But if you don't want it....can I have it? :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

No
it's not Monday.

you don't really want half a sweaty cheese sandwich anyway.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Very true
On both counts.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 29 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I think we could market some of these threads as diatary tools
as I am not sure I will want my lunch now either.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I just want to add for posterity
that I totally agree with this.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:27, Reply)