I've had an amazing weekend
Despite returning my ex girlfriend's Futurama boxset (which she asked me to do) only to be thanked with the following text message:

"Take a running jump off something very high! And listen to me when i say I NEVER WANT TO SEE OR SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. yes i regret ever meeting or going out with you, your just a mind Fuck and i pity the next girl! I feel so betrayed by you"

I broke up with her on Wednesday after realising that I'd stopped loving her as a girlfriend and only loved her as a friend. We'd had an good relationship and I had hoped our friendship would continue after the breakup. Now I just don't give a shit.

:edit: Why on Earth did I want to date somebody with such poor grammar skillz anyway?!
( Captain V, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:55, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

With a message like that
Sad to say, I think it might be a good thing you dumped her. Not giving a crap may just be the best thing for it. Give her some time to calm down, and friendship may yet continue.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I was about to comment on the poor grammar
You're better off without her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)

yes, but did she have big tits and take it up the arse
hmm?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Look, not every girl is like your mum
and you're going to have to learn to accept that at some point.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Can't comment on Spimf's
I couldn't get past the hair to the sweet goodness inside.

Your's Al... shaved and shivering like a waxed beagle. A little runny, but all was good.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Nope
and nope although I'm not even slightly bothered about the lack of back door action.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

send her back a message saying
that you couldn't give a shit.

she needs to know.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Material Girl.
I note she waited until you had returned Futurama. Sums it up for me. Presumably you have nothing else of hers?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I have a couple of things
Most notably a set of bed restraints from ann summers. They're not the best if the bed has posts (ties are much better) but if it doesn't they're well worth having.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:24, Reply)