*shrugs*
Ever tried to kill a man with a pea in a sock?
Exactly.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm sure you could
shove it far enough up the nostril to reach the brain? Then choke them with the sock?

I remember having a conversation about whether you could kill someone with ANYTHING. Then debating how you could use a piece of paper to kill someone.

Obviously I am a future psycho-killer.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Paper is easy,
You just need to know how to fold it for... Erm... Maximum Penetration.

I think it'd be hard to kill someone with a single grain of rice.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Unless you use the grain of rice
to attract a pigeon. I think it would be easy to kill someone with a pigeon.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I'd like to see you
with a pigeon.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

engineer its positioning
so it blocks a major blood vessel in either the brain, causing an aneurysm, or the leg, causing deep vein thrombosis, or somewhere else, just generally being a clot.

Dunno how you'd break the skin though. Are you allowed to use teeth?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

I'm shocked...
A woman asking if she's allowed to use teeth?
*rolls eyes*
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

well, you specifically specified
a single grain of rice.

My bottom teeth are fucked right now though, as they're quite crooked, and have some sharp edges. It could be pretty dangerous.
/should stop thinking allowed
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:20, Reply)

Er...
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind...

On a similar note, got a dentist appointment Friday to replace the crown I lost last november. Ultimate procrastination.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

I meant for BITING
gawd, these b3tan lot.

I haven't got a single filling. Go me!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Pffft,
Nobody likes a show-off...
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

No one likes me
Simple as.

*gently weeps while filing teeth to sharp points*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

This is how simple
Emo-kids become convinced that vampires exist.
Don't go fueling their idiot-brains.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, Reply)

How do you know I'm NOT a simple emo kid?
Or an Otherkin?

Note to all: I'm not. Really, REALLY not. Only one person on b3ta has met me, but he can vouch for that. I just have Dorothy-shoes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:40, Reply)

Erm......
That would be 2 - I was there as well, although I was a bit 'gurney'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Oh I'm so sorry Spike I forgot you!
I think I was probably a bit pished by that point.

Yes, I had like _______ much of alcohol. What can I say? I'm a lightweight!

But yes, you can vouch that I am NOT emo, I DON'T think I'm a dragon or that sort of shit, am just an ordinary chubby Northerner with sparkly shoes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Northerner?
Oh dear...
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Yup.
ergo I am better than you.

Choose not to believe it, but this here city is a marvellous place!

/sings snatch of the first song in Sweeney Todd to herself
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)

PHAIL

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

pea in a sock
But you'd give a man a nasty shiner with a bag of frozen peas in a sock, and then have the power to soothe it after :D
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

The agony and the ecstacy

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Pee in a sock
130% more deadly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

POO ON A STICK.
Ultimate Weapon.
/fact.
( Cawl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Easy -
Let it ferment for a few days and put it in his mouth while he's sleeping.

OK, so it's a bit touch and go, not exactly the "instant, guaranteed, messy death" you'd normally favour, Kaol, but I'm sure it'd work.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)