Morning Kaoltards
I had a lovely long sleep last night and have woken feeling pleasantly refreshed. All of my beer has mysteriously disappeared, so I reckon the cat drank it.

Question for this morning: If you had the option to sleep with the hottest person in the world, but you could never tell anyone, including your partner, would you do it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, 58 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's would just be having a wank.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

What I'm saying there is that I'm the hottest person in the world,
hilarious banter.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Your so vain
You probably think this song is about you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Yes. Definately
As my beloved doesn't exist, I don't think he'd be too fussed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

What happened?
Did he vanish into thin air?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I vanished him with my magical powers
when I heard the hottest person in the world was up for it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

So he's under the patio then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I'd never do a thing like that!
We don't have a patio.

He's under vegetable patch.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

But now every time you eat some broccoli or cabbage, you're eating him
CANNIBAL
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Mm...
...bacon-flavoured broccoli
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

But it tastes so good...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Wrongun

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:47, Reply)

Open reletionship
So it's not cheating.

But if it wasn't - no. Won't do the whole cheating thing. I value having my bollocks attached to me far too much, miniscule as they are.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Look, i'm not going to sleep with you
so just stop it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Spoil sport

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Nope
Not at all, I'm not that kind of person.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

No.
Cheating is mean and nasty. It steals your soul.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

This question would have lots of, 'Hmmm, it depends...' responses
except that you use the word 'cheating'.
So in that case, no.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

duly amended

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Thought you had
That changes everything.

Seeing as I'm single, then yes I would have sex with the hottest person in the world, even if I couldn't tell of it later.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I adhere to a strict moral code.
No cheating.
No sex with kids.
It's only ok to hit a woman if it's a pimp-slap.
Everything else is fine.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

even moider?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Well, to quote:
"He represented a God to me that was so beautiful that I'd do anything for him. I'd do anything for God. Even murder, if I believed it was right. How could it not be right if it is done with love? I have no remorse for doing what was right to me.
I have no guilt in me."
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

From one of Manson's followers, no?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Yes indeed,
Ten points to the angry-looking gentleman with the pointy hair.
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

A cunt punt
or tit box is also acceptable if she's being all mouthy and stuff.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

You didn't think of that one yourself
stop stealing other peoples jokes
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

I know
I just found it a really funny phrase.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I've heard
he's an A-hole.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Tru 'dat
He did apologise at least
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Not in my rules, nope.
Anyway, I thought you'd gone, what're you doing here?
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

just dropping in
to make innapropriate comments. Last time I said that, an american got upset.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Most Americans
Get upset with the use of "cunt".
Normally, I've found, when it's used in conjunction with "Your" and "of a mother."
( Cawl, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Ooh which one?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Don't know
didn't pay attention, althegeordie pointed out that he was a twat to get upset by words on the internet.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

it amuses me when people get upset by words
stupid cunts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

link please someone

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

here
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post435573
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Oh that?
Pfft that was nothing. I thought it was more along the lines of belgay and Ancrenne
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

what happened there?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Gayer (big fat guy)
referred to ancrenne as Kaols "Fuck meat" then refused to apologise.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Total dick
that looks like a 45 year old darts player
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

is it wrong that I had to stifle a snort of laughter at that
at the term, rather than the participants I hasten to add
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I only advocate cheating
when there is good reason. like when I got together with Mrs V.

and I don't count that as cheating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Having once been in an open relationship with someone, I found I couldn't think about shagging someone else.
So no I wouldn't.


Edit - Unless they wanted to watch of course.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Definitely not
And I'll take your phrasing to mean "but you could never tell anyone you had sex with the hottest person in the world", and twist it so that I'd stay faithful AND be able to brag that I knocked back said hotty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Vicki Blows
as the mrs would let me get away with that. In fact, she probably be angry due to the fact that she didn't get to join us!

and of course YM
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

of course.
Goes without saying.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Cor!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Owh
I feel bad, now I'm the only person that said yes.
Even though I have no one to cheat on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Don't feel bad
slut
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Are we also assuming
That the hot person won't tell either? That they're not making a sex tape that will later turn up on the internet? That, in short, my SO won't find out some other way?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Yes, of course
a) they'd never find out, and

b) it's the hottest person in the world. I wouldn't begrudge a lady, if she was my beloved, that opportunity, and I'd hope for the same rationality if the chance came my way. Doesn't come along very often.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Now?
Not so bad.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Or take the issue away completely
Have an orgy.

That's make me feel better, for sure.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

This.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Aye,
you only regret the things you don't do.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Why would you want to tell your partner?
That would be foolish indeed...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)