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Im going to Download next week with a few lads including my cousin. Its his birthday on the Saturday and I need an inventive and amusing way of embarrassing the fuck out of him.

Who better to ask than my fellow B3tans.

All suggestions welcome!
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:12, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The old classic
Get him pissed.
Gaffa tape to a pole.
Remove trousers.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I said inventive...
In the immortal words of the legend Roy Walker...Its good but its not the one
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

It's before 11
I don't do inventive yet. Will try and think something up.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

From an old post
1. Get him completely monged
2. When he collapses remove his trousers.
3. You put some suncream in a rubber jonny
4. Poke rubber jonny up his arse with a pencil.
5. See if he mentions it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

...do you leave the pencil in his arse as well?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Cut his todger off
it's really embarrassing when you get with a lady only to realise you don't have a penis.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:27, Reply)

I like this idea...
I think if he starts getting friendly with a lady-type, you should surreptitiously pop his severed wang into her handbag.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Get the most embarrasing picture possible...
Then send it to the screen at the main stage. Also a phone number so people can contact him with it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Bon Jovi T shirt
That is all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

we may have a winner
I like this. He hates Bon Jovi!
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

1. Vodka
2. Tent Pegs
3. Rope
4. Honey
5. Bees

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6. Profit.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

put him in
an MCR hoody, and dye his hair black and part it to the side
(Lord Chode, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)