*channels Janis Joplin*
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
I'm bullied by /talkers, I'm too shit for /board
Vengeance and justice will be my reward -
So Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:50, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

^now this is good internet

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I concur
it needs to be shared with a wider audience
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:53, Reply)

clickin dis
for all the good it will do.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I wish we could do something other than click

It's so weedy, could we not smash, punch or cunt this.

This feels more appropriate.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Oh Lord, why did you buy Di, a mer-ca-diez benz.
Her driver was too drunk, couldn't make the bends.
She was with a farzi, chased by the paparazi, and now she is dead.
So oh lord why did you buy di, a mer-ca-diez benz.

I wanted to do something about the mercaidiez and the failed bombing outside Tigar Tigar, but I failed on that one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)