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He said he's dad could pluck at least double the amount of chickens your dad could pluck, given enough times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:02, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I dunno Gonzo.
My dad's a mean chicken plucker.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:03, Reply)

I shall be there to drop the red hanky at the Trent Park Annual Fait.
Just after I enter my Orange Drizzle Cake at the bake-off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)

You sir, are a scamp.
I see you may be making an appearance to see myself and Piston_Broke humiliate ourselves on Monday.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04, Reply)

Sorry mate, it's a bit of a treck from london, and I wasn't ever planning on going.
Please, please, please video and YouTube it though, the rest of b3ta will thank you for it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Oh yes, I'd love to see as well!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:15, Reply)

I'll see
if I can find someone with a video cam.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:15, Reply)

I've got to give it to the lad, at least he's got the guts to do it, I didn't.
But from my very brief offline experiances with him, I think he's letting himself in for quite a bit of embarassement.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:19, Reply)

I'm certainly intrigued
to see what he's going to do.

How diplomatic is that?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:28, Reply)

I think you should be pleased
that if you go on after him, everyone will think you're ace in comparison.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

@al
That's what I've been counting on:)

Still, got loads of Karen Matthews gags as a back up.
In Leeds? Can't fail!

*edit*
Just realised that @ isn't really necessary on nested replies:S
Haven't been on here much recently!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:33, Reply)

Henry Kissinger
eat your heart out!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, Reply)

:D
*takes credit for vietnam*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:34, Reply)