Back from the gym and feeling magnanimous so I offer the dove of peace to psychochomp.



I think things got carried away in porkylips post and I'd like to man the fuck up and apologize.

In all honesty, I'm not very funny, I do have my moments but they are few and far between. Luckily on OT I'm welcomed regardless of my shortcomings and I would hate to see this place become full of antagonistic banter instead of the friendliness that permeates here.

I haven't changed my point of view, I've just decided that an intelligent middle-aged women should not be drawn into a slanging match.

Thank you.


Edit - Having just read the threads below. I may not be funny but I am not fucking DULL.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:48, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Awww,
You're lovely!

*fluffehs*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:54, Reply)

Just look at how sweet you are!
I'll bet that if we break you open, you are filled with marshmallow goo just like a really good easter egg.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:56, Reply)

*takes hat off*
indeed, you are all lovely and fluffeh

*joins in fluffehing*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:59, Reply)

Pssst......
Pssst...


...pssst....


He said he's dad could pluck at least double the amount of chickens your dad could pluck, given enough times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:02, Reply)

I dunno Gonzo.
My dad's a mean chicken plucker.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:03, Reply)

I shall be there to drop the red hanky at the Trent Park Annual Fait.
Just after I enter my Orange Drizzle Cake at the bake-off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)

You sir, are a scamp.
I see you may be making an appearance to see myself and Piston_Broke humiliate ourselves on Monday.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04, Reply)

Sorry mate, it's a bit of a treck from london, and I wasn't ever planning on going.
Please, please, please video and YouTube it though, the rest of b3ta will thank you for it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Oh yes, I'd love to see as well!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:15, Reply)

I'll see
if I can find someone with a video cam.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:15, Reply)

I've got to give it to the lad, at least he's got the guts to do it, I didn't.
But from my very brief offline experiances with him, I think he's letting himself in for quite a bit of embarassement.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:19, Reply)

I'm certainly intrigued
to see what he's going to do.

How diplomatic is that?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:28, Reply)

I think you should be pleased
that if you go on after him, everyone will think you're ace in comparison.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:29, Reply)

@al
That's what I've been counting on:)

Still, got loads of Karen Matthews gags as a back up.
In Leeds? Can't fail!

*edit*
Just realised that @ isn't really necessary on nested replies:S
Haven't been on here much recently!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:33, Reply)

Henry Kissinger
eat your heart out!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, Reply)

:D
*takes credit for vietnam*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:34, Reply)

that there dove
is carrying funky little spoons :D
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:07, Reply)

No
it's two mouldy testicles tied to a bit of string.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:30, Reply)

missing some are you?

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, Reply)

What did I miss?
I did spend the afternoon breaking up two simultaneous fights in my classroom today.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:22, Reply)

You should have been here earlier to bang me and pychochomps heads together.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:24, Reply)

Don't worry about it,
nothing like a good argument online.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:33, Reply)

Blousie sweetheart,
you have no shortcomings. You, my dear, are full of boob-squishing win.

xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:34, Reply)

"boob-squishing win"
Is the best thing I've heard all day.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:58, Reply)

Blousey
You are neither unfunny or dull.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

what he said

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I agree.
Blousie I see you as my other tourettes - my b3ta mum. Even though we don't talk much. You just give out that vibe of mummy-ness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:07, Reply)

what he said too

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:15, Reply)

!
You're awesome.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)