Lunch o'clock
Toasted bagel with generous amounts of cream cheese.

Is there anything better than this?
Well, is there?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:08, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No
*curses my diet*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Yep
Cream cheese with chives.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I don't like cream cheese
or bagels for that matter.
Your taste buds are rubbish.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

Popular opinion says yours are.
So there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I'm a Maverick,
I live on the edge,
I'm dagerous and interesting.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

With funny tastebuds.
And tits.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I often suspect that most other people have rubbish tastebuds
as I can't stand the strong and vile taste of cucumber, yet most people says it doesn't taste of anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

You're right
Except I love cucumber, especially in gin.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

You're a supertaster, Vipros
Some people can taste the chemicals (flavinoids?) in certain foods, like Brussels sprouts and cucumber, and find them offensive. Others, like me, find both of those delicious foodstuffs.

Sprouts have a definite taste, but I can't detect bitterness in them. Cucumber tastes vaguely of, well, cucumber, but it's just watery otherwise.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I love sprouts though
don't find them bitter. don't find cucumber bitter as such, just revolting!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

In that case
you're just weird!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I love cucumber.
Especially cucumber sandwiches with white bread.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Tb + CC
With added crispy bacon, dates and figs.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Tb and CC?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

duh
Toasted bagel + cream cheese.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

How did I not realise that?
I don't like bacon anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Some of us
just have better brains. FACT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

REAL bagels or FAKE bagels?
The main differance is a real bagel has a crispy coating, and goes off inside of two days of it being baked.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

they are delicious
mmmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

No idea.
But is says New York Bagels on the packet.
I think it was crispy.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

FAKE ones then.
They're not bad, but they're not REAL.

A bagal, prounced bay-gal, is fake. A bagel, prounced by-gal, is real.

We had a meeting to make it offical at the last world-domination meeting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I see.
Well, I'm glad that's cleared up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Cheese and ham sandwich on seeded batch bread
with cucumber & tomato & babyleaf spinach & red jalapenos & branston pickle.

And a bag of Gammon flavour crisps.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Freshly baked baguette
With tuna mayo and horseradish, plus sweetcorn.

NOM.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

get some crispy bacon in there
and you have the ultimate sandwich
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Fuck, that sounds awesome
I shall have to do this!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Wot no salmon?
Toasted bagel with generous amounts of cream cheese is full of awesome, but the addition of smoked salmon makes it awesomer still.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

That'll be because
I'm afraid I don't like smoked salmon.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Then
you are strange
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)