I'm looking at a new set of suspension forks for my mountain bike...
...The model I'm looking at is equipped with adjustments for Bottom-out Resistance and Blow-off Threshold.

Tell me all about your childish lols.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:22, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When anyone asks me the time I always say HAMMERTIME.
And it still makes me giggle.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I try to resist...
4:30

It's not late (Naa, naa!)
It's just early (Early!)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:39, Reply)

My Blow Off Threshold
is quite low due to my lack of Bottom Out Resistance.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

My mate's an engineer,
he sent me a copy of an invoice which had "full penetration butt welds" on it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Proper MFOTFABL

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

eh?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

My fat orange testicles feel a bit loose

(TheColonel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

RAOTOGLAMC !!!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

...
Raping apes on top of ginormous lemon and meringue cupcakes?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

lame...
/coat
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Rats are overtly tounging our gently leaking artificial mutual cunt
?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

?
RICHARD! Are off-ripe tomatoes often greater? Look around. Mad cunt.
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Hehe
Low n Lazy...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I work for an engineering firm and still giggle at grease nipples.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I was playing a word game
on Yahoo yesterday, with daughter helping me.

One word I had no choice but to use was 'boner' which had us both in hysterics.

I guess you had to be there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Science class, school, doing the planets
we get to Uranus - a whole class of kids starts pissing themselves and asking if the teacher could show us any photos of Uranus, has he ever seen Uranus in real life etc.... Anyone mentions that planet now and I still crack up like a spectacular bastard of a retard on angel dust.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

when I was wee, my little brother used to crack up
everytime someone asked him what he was doodling (drawing).

he still does this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

The other week when me and my sister were watching the Eurovision,
We had the atlas out to see where all the (eastern block) countries were. I got bored and started flipping through it til I found South America.

I held it open to my sister, pointed and said: 'Hey, look at this... UR-A-GAY!' Then pissed myself for about five minutes while she sighed shook her head.

She's four years younger than me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

We were ordering
A new industrial vacuum cleaner at work.
The company that made them was called "Big Brute", and had various models of these cleaners.
One of which was called the "Big Brute Suck And Dump".
Had me giggling like a 'tard.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)