TGB's got a great rack.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is as good a place as any to announce this
After much consideration last night it has become clear to me that I wish to plough TGB.
( Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I knew my plan would work.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Additionally
I've decided I must get a bowler hat to go with my suit so that I can be a better class of zombie.
( Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

yes
people should wear more hats
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

This is an excellent idea.

( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

More of this
Hat-wearing should be rife. Proper hats, not baseball caps or benny hats.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

What's a
"Benny Hat"?
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Clearly it's slang for Bowler hat
Derived from the name of the cartoon character Mr Benn.
( Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Google
Benny Crossroads hat in images.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

^^what he said

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Oh dear :\
That's a shame, that is.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

You like
benny hats?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I do not.
I like proper hats.
I have a green fedora.
It's all kinds of awesome.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Ah, then we're agreed
I myself have a Chester trilby, but rarely wear it because people look at you as though you're making some sort of statement. Wearing a hat in these times makes you less of a person, you become 'that man in the hat'. I want more people to wear hats so that it becomes a perfectly normal and acceptable thing to do. And also because hats are ACE.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I concur

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I have one of those hats
That has the furry earflaps that can be fastened up over the top, as popularised by Dave Lister on Red Dwarf.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I have
about fifty hats. I made most of them. I also have a fedora, and a flappy Russian deerstalker thing. I have pictures too.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I WANT TO SEE
PICTURES OF YOUR FLAPS
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Sure?
OK: my flaps
And for good measure, here's the dog wearing my flaps too.
Both pics taken a looong time ago.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

I wore hats to my oxford interviews
A tam-o-shanter and a purple felt one with a big black flower.

I was known as the Disgusting-Jokes Mad Hat-Girl.
And I lost my voice too. It was WELL fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I'm a bit lost, but
Erm, good for you!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Apparently Kaol is trying to get me and TGB to fall in love
I only found out about this last night. Apparently both Kaol and TGB thought they'd already told me.
( Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Isn't TGB with Bill?
or have I missed something?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Old news becky
you're so not down with the kids.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

I know, I feel deep shame at this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Get with the programme
Bill's with cackers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Isn't Cackers in the wrong country
god I'm so out of the loop
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Lovely.
Is it working? It must be. 'Plough' is such a thoughtful word.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

that's actually
very romantic, in a Taming of the Shrew type plot setting (note: not indicating that either you or TGB = Shrew).
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

I guess I'm abuot as tall as a shrew

( Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Do you eat your own weight
In worms, every day?
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Yes

( Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Oh.
I KNEW I shouldn't have kissed you.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Hey, you promised you'd lick him for me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)

...
Lick him for me
(beckyjsbx bananas are the devil's dildos. Mr K eats them, Tue 9 Jun)

Maybe.
I've gotta drive though, so I won't be drinking.
(Mr. K. is now 93.2% less likely to get you arrested, Tue 9 Jun)
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Oh like you need to be drunk to lick someone

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)

what a phrase!
fantastic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

It's a reference to Spinal Tap:
"Ploughing your beanfield".
( Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Poking your hay.


Sex Farm Woman! I wanna hoe you down, Sex Farm Woman!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)