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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Random acts of cuntness
say something cuntish about a fellow b3tan.

Vipros is a slack jawed yokel who feeds on the skins of dead embryos.

Apologies for bad apostrophe placement
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:50, 84 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Dead embryo's what?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)
shhh, no one saw

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, Reply)
"Nothing to see here folks... Move along now"

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)
PJM has a gnarled and withered cock, similar to that of a 96 year old man who was sucking Al off last night

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)
Becky's fadge smells of Grimsby

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
So long as that's sweet and honeylike then that's ok
has never been to Grimsby
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
There's a large fish market.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Then no it doesn't
It used to smell like a Lush shop I'm told because I was spending so much time doing overtime in there.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

doing overtime rogering myself with soap
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)
beckyjsbx once fucked Cliff Richard for money

while he sang living doll and inserted stuffed animals into his anal cavity.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)
What of it?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)
You're the one who turned him gay.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)
No harm in that
He was rubbish anyway
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)
TGB's got a terrible rack.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
Now that is really out of order
you're totally unacceptable. Even more than me. You're probably a sick fucker too. No offence mind.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)
None taken.
Fuckbubble. Great banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)
lovely stuff
no offence taken, forum banter. Great.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)
Firm handshakes

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)
*althegeordie anthem*
*salutes flagpole*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)
*Satires*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
You have an anthem?
Recordings Or It Didn't Happen

Oh, probably best to put your 'flagpole' away.

Edit: @DG *Centaurs*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
I'm never nasty to anyone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)
you're a liar and a cad
and a bounder to boot
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)
That's because you're dull.
zing
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)
fuck off vectortits

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)
^Like this insult

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)
Ooh that one just cuts through me
shame Friz thought of it first, so now you have no power over me.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)
You're like Jenniffer Connoley
in Labyrinth and Chompy is like David Bowie.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)
Swirling balls in his hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
And what lovely balls they were.

I saw my BAby, crying HARD as babe could CRY,
What could I do?
My babys LOVE had gone, and left my BAby BLUE!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)
That's a song about
excessive Nitrates in drinking water.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)
I hear that Al
is prince of the land of stench
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)
Bog of eternal stench
Get it right dude
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)
Oh yeah she pwned yo ass boy.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)
pwned good and hard

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)
I think not
at one point Bowie tells Hoggle that if sarah kisses him he will turn him into a prince, prince of the land of stench

so fuck you, and the horse you rode in on
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)
It's a great cyber-superhero name though

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)
I know, I told him off for calling you it,
but I thought I'd bring out the big guns.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
But just repeating what someone else says doesn't make it original
it makes you lame
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)
Oh right
I seem to remember me saying "you have no power over me" on gaz last week.
lamer.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)
Gaz doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Mr K.
Has a shit name and it needs to be changed - pronto.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
Hahaha!
Yeah, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)
Al is so poorly endowed
that his pants are concave.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
^ this

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)
I refer you to this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post445474
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)
You made me laugh too much :(
You fucking window licker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)
I love you too
you Dr Pepper-coated retarb.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
*sticks to things*
*eats his mong Lasagne*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)
Mong Lasagne!
sofalol
I shall always call it this now.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
It gives me super powers
Like bananaman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)
Hahaha!
MONG LASAGNE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)
retarb?
is that a cross between a spastic and rhubarb?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)
No,
it refers purely to V who once forgot how to spell 'retard' and then pretended he'd done it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
I HAD done it on purpose
It was all the other retabed typos I made that day that were accidental :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)
You're clungetastic, you are.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)
That's good to know
My life needs more clunge in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Retabed?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)
Ha-ha!
What a clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)
Kaoltarb

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Oh the irony
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)
I can't do this cuntish thing...
...I feels bad now.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)
That's weird, because my cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing either.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Argh!
Noooooo. Al, you terrible cunt.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
You're fucking crap at everything, you are.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

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