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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Embarrassing Illnesses
There's a lady on the telly with a really hairy 'anal region'. What's wrong with you, freak?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:06, 79 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ooh I forgot that's on, I was watching dodgeball

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)
It's not you with the hairy hole, is it?
You seem like such a nice lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
Certainly not, I keep my hole clean and fresh and free from stragglers

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)
*notes*
Good to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
And that is why I turned off C4 after Hugh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
fucking hell
OT moves fast these days
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
It's the happening place to be doncha know
It'll be dead on Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)
I dunno about that
I'm already down one attendee! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)
Did they go to KFC?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)
Or Mcdonalds?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)
OMG SUICIDE.
IN MY ACCORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
I don't know!
I AM FEELING INVALID.

Still, all the best people are still coming! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)
OMG, you don't even know who it was
THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU CAAAAAAARE
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
Is it Al?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Are you sure there's someone missing? Looks the same to me as it did before
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
I CARE MAN
I CARE BEAR CARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
It was me
sorry :(

first house sale was on, now its off, then my car died this morning.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
FUCKING SPLITTER

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
yup
I know, im having a bit of a wonky month
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
We're never going to see you again, are we?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
yes
as soon as I get into my house instead of living in buttfuck nowheresville I will actually have access to publice transport and will definately be up for bashes!

(plus im contractually obliged to turn up for Vampyrecats bash)
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
I've seen publice.
I've been in some well dodgy bars, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
fiddlesticks!
can't be arsed to edit.

I have managed to attend 3 so far
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
hahaha!
well im just getting you used to it, you are getting married :)
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
MFOTFABL
Too true, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
MFOTFABL?
my football of time finished a blown last?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
Move Foot On The Floor A Bit Laughing

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
ahhh
internet slang is a lost world to me
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
My tellybox has just crapped out :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)
:(
Would you like me to re-enact it via the medium of dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)
yes please :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
*does a dance
that portrays the story of a man who has a skin infection on his scalp that makes his skin pus everywhere, but it too pig bloody ignorant to go the doctors*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
Ooh, is it green and slimey and covered in gook?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
Covered in indigenous vietnamese?
No, it looked like his hair folicles were ejaculating.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
randomly
or when he poked it?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
When poked, I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
What's happening now?
tellybox is updating and it's taking ages
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
Ad break.
A Chinese man is catching fish with a Heron, obviously a metaphor for financial services.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
Got it working again, no idea of why it crapped out
cheers for the updates. EWWWWWWWWWw I can see her crack
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)
It looks like a forest between her cheeks.
At yet still they insist on pulling them apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
I don't understand
these people who feel they can't go to the doctor because they are shy to say they've got three fannys, but they van go on the telly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)
Van Go?
The artist?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
Exactly what I was just thinking...
WHY NOT JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, OOZY HEAD MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)
Quite
'Oh having ten tits has been a problem for years. Thank god there is a TV program so I can show the them to millions, I'd be far to embarrassed to go to the doctor'
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
Would having 10 tits
technically be a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
expensive
to buy bra's i would imagine
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
True, unless you could buy loads of cheap ones and somehow turn them into a
chain bra arrangement...

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
Arrangements
Is this ten bra's in 360 degrees fashion, or five pairs one on top of the other?

hmmm...
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
They get fancy treatments through private healthcare on the tv

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)
for free

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
That's true
totally worth it if your teeth are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
Not so much if your knob's about to rot off though

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
They
deserve to have their knob rot off for not going to the doctor.

Just like this bloody woman with the manky feet. Oh I'll stand in some piss but I'll not go to the doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
what? Standing in piss as a cure or to get it started?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
To cure it!
Her friend told her to do that!

Another told her to tie a banana skin to her feet!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Dear god, odd woman
why not just google it, decide it's cancer and see a doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)
Oh and
loving the term 'uniboob"
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)
I think this ladies main problem is that she looks like Rod Hull.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
Just a thought
the woman with the hairy arse, how did she know? I don't spend time looking at my arse hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
I do
I would have told you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
Do I
have an hairy Al?

*edit* hairy arse Al?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
You're Al is pretty hairy
certainly on the face and legs, not so much on the back.

Your arse on the other hand is silky smooth.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
I have to get a bloody laptop.
I'm stuck in the spare room upstairs on the pooter and missing the hairy arse women.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
Has to be done BGB
In the past I remember posting her from my phone while watching the TV in the bath!
The way to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
I post from my phone periodically at work.
And read gazzes. O2 are doing well out of me in data charges...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
Mr Bin
has just wandered in and wondered how 'they can make prime time TV of staring up some woman's bung-hole for half an hour'.


How did she shave her arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
Hee :) "bunghole".
Does she need TP for it or does the hair do the job?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
Oh and
Doctor Pixie?

Doctor Fucking Pixie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
pixie
I suspect its the name she tried to get people (and failed) to call her at uni
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
It may have been
the name her parents gave her.
Stupid name.

'Hi I'm Doctor Pixie, show me your hairy bung-hole'
'Fuck off and get me a Doctor with a proper name'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
I've noticed that there is a lot of women and girls called Pixie around.
Some parents should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
Oh tell me about it.
I'm going to have Nokia in my class next year!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)
*facepalms*
And that's the first time I've ever done an internet facepalm.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)
I have also
taught a child called Armani.

And then there are the parents who can't spell:
Konna
Shervorn
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
Nokia is an actual Finnish name though.
*may contain traces of utter falsehood*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)
Oi, I like her
she seems like a nice doctor to have. Much nicer than the choice of three cunts I have at my local surgery
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)
I like her
she's just got a dumb ass name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

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