today is my last day at work
before I have a week off.

jealous? I thought so.

some interesting looking threads last night, particularly the blatant Al / DiT gayness. Stirling work though everyone. Hot job.

Tonight I shall be heading down to the quay (after some reefers and mario kart) to catch a ten-piece ska-funk band and to enjoy the fireworks at the opening of the festival.

What are you doing? yes, you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:42, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You fucking loved it you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Then again, so did they
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:45, Reply)

thought you were in college today
you tart
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:47, Reply)

I am cock breath
I don't start til 9am
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:49, Reply)

you are cock breath
that is true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:57, Reply)

pfft, cunt

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I'm taking daughter shopping for school trousers
which is completely rock and roll.

I could probably splash another £20 on something, but I don't know what to buy. Any ideas?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:54, Reply)

an eighth?
:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Ha I fucking knew you were gonna say that!
Nah, don't wanna melt my brain. I don't buy more than a five bag these days, and then only rarely.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I tend to buy in quarters
and make it last 4 weeks. if possible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:01, Reply)

I should have more self control really
but definitely have issues when it comes to consumption of green :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:03, Reply)

Give it all to me
Then you'll have no problems controlling how much you take.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Sounds to me
like you are the last person who needs weed at the moment.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I'd just give it to my girlfriend
I hardly touch the stuff. Never really got on that well with it, just use it as a painkiller.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, Reply)

No, that's probably me
and I buy in muthafuckin' ounces, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)

jealous of your evening tonight

Not jealous of your holiday as I'm off as well, hell yeah!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

holidays ftw!
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:06, Reply)

*sads*
I'm coming to the end of mine unfortunately.

Sounds like a rather fun evening, though Vipros.
Oh, have you heard the new Clutch album yet?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Full Fathom Five?
no I haven't. Going to see them on Wednesday though!

*glees*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

Strange Cousins From The West
Out next month, they've gone even more in a blues direction.

I'm off to see them a week on Saturday.
Have you seen them before? They're my favourite live band.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

excellent, the blues stuff is what I like
maybe I'll be able to pick up the cd at the gig

I haven't seen them and am most excited, which is why I'm driving almost 2 hours to see them.

bargain though, ticket only cost £12.50

edit: ah, full fathom five is a live dvd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

You won't be disappointed
The new album is very, very good indeed.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

splendid
from beale st and blast tyrant are my favourite albums I reckon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Stirling work?
Everyone relocated to Scotland?

/is pedant
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

wasn't sure if it should be stirling or sterling...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)

tonight
I'm supposed to stay in and save money and clean the house.
Tomorrow I'm supposed to go out for food and then go and get drunk.

But it's sunny.

So tonight I'll probably go out and get drunk and spend too much money. Then tomorrow when I'm SUPPOSED to be out anyway it'll be raining, I'll be hungover and I'll be spending next week's money, but I'll do it anyway.

But I bet it'll all be worth it ; )

ENJOY YOUR WEEK OFF YOU LUCKY BUGGER
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Tonight
I brave the trains to Manchester and tomorrow I go to Alton Towers. Yipee! The people I'm going with have a tendency to burst into song whilst queuing, which is always good fun.

Last year we were stood in the queue for Air and 2 chavvies in front of us were smoking weed - the air around them was practically green.

I congratulated said chavs on their ability to smoke right before stepping on a rollercoaster, and then loudly and politely congratulated them on the appropriacy of their actions in relation to the number of small children in their immediate vicinity. They left the queue.

Back on topic (on topic in Off-Topic - possible?) I'm going to Tuscany for 2 weeks on the 20th. I plan on drinking lots of wine and eating lots of cheese. Plan.
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)